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Played a few strikes with a random last year when some pre-squeaker joined. The constant talk of how he soloed every strike on heroic so many times was bad enough but then his mom brought him dinner... It started with a song where the only lyric was 'chicken' over and over and over, then grunts, lip smacks, chewing..... And he was clearly a little kid so I couldn't say anything mean, just had to mute him
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5 RepliesEdited by OLDSCRATCH4: 7/13/2016 12:02:41 AMPeople who think I want to hear (and like) their music. Dude, I'm 44 and you're 22, what the hell makes you think, "Yeah, I bet he'll like this song", by whatever shitpop group is popular at that particular second?
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Ppl peeing
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5 RepliesSome guy watching porn next the Mic
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2 RepliesSome guy loudly eating wings and commenting on how good his barbecue sauce was.
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1 Replyhuman beat box (white dude).
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Most annoying: When someone is having a conversation with someone in the same room and dont mute their mic. Even worse when they speak a different language and you dont even understand what theyre saying. Funniest: "Mom! Get the camera!" lol
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People pissing with out a mic mute And any kinda of -blam!-ing singing
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3 RepliesI heard black lives matter in the background of someone's mic....... Getting annoyed of that attention entitlement.
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NOOOOO MOOOMMM!!! I TILD YOU I'D DO IT AFTER THE RAID!!! GOD!!!!!!
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When there are like 500 people at that person's house or where they are playing and they constantly talk to them instead of playing.
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Probably the weirdest my teammates have heard is my laugh
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2 RepliesPeriod eating chips.
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2 RepliesFrom a friend who has kids and a dog: "Oh my god!! Oh my GODD!! What did you eat? WHAT DID YOU EAT???" (her dog threw up on the couch) [spoiler]I was afraid it was something with her kids....[/spoiler]
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Edited by brandon: 7/13/2016 1:45:13 AMOne word.[spoiler]CHIPS O_o[/spoiler]
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The constant squeaking noise of people using the apple earphones as a mic.
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I can handle dogs barking and babies crying but when your TV is turned up too loud that drives me up a wall.
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Children crying
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2 RepliesMy friend sometimes sets his mic real high and yells SYLOK, THE DEFILED! And it destroys my eardrums.
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Mic feedback.
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Edited by YB NeverWipeAgain: 7/13/2016 12:47:57 AMMy friend didn't know I joined the party he had the theme song for high school dxd and you could hear clapping and him muttering " that's the spot oh yeah" I left right after.
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Thanks for the ideas everyone can't wait to use all of these
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2 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 7/13/2016 12:31:34 AMI don't know if this counts as background noise because it really was more in the foreground. A guy eating chips during a raid. I don't know if he had like 37 bags of chips, but he just endlessly crunched away. The harsh cracking of the bag, the scraping of the chips against his teeth as they entered his gaping maw, the evolution of the chip from a crunchy disc of potatoe to a small pile of mush sliding across the tongue, it's a process that was easily heard in every detail from first crunch to second and third crispy chewing noises to that sound that mac n cheese makes when you stir it. All highlighted in every greasy detail by the microphone that I can only assume was somehow also inside his mouth. And then the worst part... the horrifying gulp/swallow followed by that bag crinkle, as his jaw opened again and you could hear his mouth, dehydrated from the salty snack, a horrifying noise like when a youtuber is talking too close to the mic and hasn't drank any water in days.... those tiny mouth crack noises that sound like a dry vagina parting open for a gynecologist visit... I still have nightmares, and I still can't click on any post that says " lfg" in the title. The horror...
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1 ReplyScratchy voice mom arguing with preteen daughter. Arguing is putting it lightly. Screaming match is more like it.
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a british accent making fun of the guy in playing with for being a grown man wearing a headset and playing a video game
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#NIGA!