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7/11/2016 1:55:14 PM
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Worst background noise you've heard whilst in PARTY CHAT
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"Harder baby"
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This guy was eating and smacking really loud the other day. He finally stopped and then burped really loud. The whole time we played there were kids crying in the background. It was awful.
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During crota raid the sword bearer stopped moving and in background (sounded like a noisy ass college dorm) somebody yelled "somebody grab a bottle of lube or something". Fire team laughed for fifteen minutes straight.
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2 RepliesWas playing with a mate and I heard his daughter ask "daddy, can we read a book soon?" He responded with, "soon sweetheart, I'll just finish this strike" I couldn't believe it, and told him, " you better shut that child up man!" He apologized
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2 RepliesWas in a raid team and after we killed Oryx one guy left and either put on some porn or had some realllly loud sex possibly my most awkward Destiny moment ever....
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Edited by StealthyTaco116: 7/14/2016 9:51:57 AMAll babies are born with blue eyes, exposure to ultra violet light and melanin brings out the true color of their eyes [i]the fact guy[/i]
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1 ReplyLol the other day my friend forgot to mute his mic when he was "sweet-talking" his dog. Funniest shit ever.
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Little squeeker got his first gjallerhorn and started running trough the house and screaming
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6 RepliesEdited by Versus_Alternis: 7/13/2016 1:59:32 AMHad a female playing a raid with us and during it she farted which wouldn't have bothered me; however, afterwards she said "that's going to need a wipe, after this"! THAT'S GOING TO NEED A WIPE, AFTER THIS! She then realized what she said, said "OMG" and turned her mic went off the rest of the raid. Kind of caught me off guard.
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3 RepliesSome british kid got cussed out by his dad for not listening. He said to his dad "oh -blam!- off!" cos' he was pestering him about going somewhere. The dad then went full angry brit and told the kid to -blam!- off as well and then ripped his controller from him and suddenly the kid was gone.
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2 RepliesMy 9 year old with aspergers has a very unique sense of humor....he comes and has to try and fart close to my mic every time I play. And then he laughs hysterically and asks if the people I'm playing with heard it....I'd laugh too but it always smells like hot garbage...
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Someone fell asleep while we were doing vog. Snoring and everything. It was too funny to get mad at.
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The barking of the dogs always with the barking, stfu already.
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4 RepliesSomeone chewing food and breathing heavily between bites
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1 ReplyI was in a random group and I heard one of the guys beating his mom and sister, then them hysterically screaming/crying saying they were calling the cops all the while he keeps shit talking them saying "I'm the king around here, you're nothing to me" and shit like that. On Christmas day.
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2 RepliesVaping little girls who think they're cool
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Someone using a blender for a full 30 minutes
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2 RepliesSomeone was having a -blam!-ing family gathering and I swear their whole family laughed like a bunch of seals.
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Parents mistreating their kids while the kid plays or while the parent plays which its worse. Awful
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Chewing. -blam!-ing disgusting low life pieces of shit chewing in a mic. Go -blam!-ing kill yourself you worthless sack of shit.
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Some dude listening to what sounded like nickelback
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Barking and tv.
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1 Reply1.Someones family was playing piano and singin x-mas songs in the same room. 2. Someone was playing in a room full of chicken but he moved into another room when we asked him.
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The screeching of wild squeakers
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1 ReplyA dude so roommate having sex. No joke. Still cannot sleep well totay.
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When I used to play I had this one person in my group when we were doing Skolas on hard with solar burn(we all had gally) he kept saying this TAKE THIS YOU FOOL, DIE DIE DIE WHEN WE KILLED HIM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU IMBECILE YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR ME. me: that's one eardrum gone Other guy: you need some water?
