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Edited by jeff5551:
5/31/2016 5:07:20 PM
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The true backstory of the Traveler
It's an orb that's full of raids and content, and when guardians throw money at it, it spits out content that it had stolen to be originally the guardians'
It's Activision's mothership.
Edit: Wow I made a post that got attention! Thanks.. I guess.
[i]Isn't that what I'm supposed to say? Idk [/i]
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9 RepliesI am MonkeyPillows.
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He is a hot pocket
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10 RepliesIt's actually one of the 54 moons of the hive home world called "fundament". It left their world, trying to escape. Oryx and his 2 siblings were chasing it for centuries.
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9 RepliesAnd it's spherical! SPHERICAL!
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It's a 1/3 scale model of Chuck Norris' left nut.
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1 ReplyIt's just a pinata
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It did a kill pre-hive livign egg It did a kill many elkskinny Is here
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1 ReplyYou're all gonna freak out when it wakes up with Vin Diesel's voice
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2 RepliesEdited by Akira00x: 5/29/2016 4:27:17 AMlol 😂 There a show with Will Weaton, called interview with creators or something like that, where he's asking Bungie about the Traveler... The reactions are priceless since they self got no clue what the traveler actually is or what hes supposed to do. Recomment to watch it, very entertaining.
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The real backstory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eeWityWU8RQ
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7 RepliesEdited by Venatria: 5/28/2016 12:57:57 PMIt's Pluto. It was not considered apart of the rest of the planets in the Solar system. So it went to Auryx or whatever and committed forced terrorism and grief. Then it went to the fallen and granted them knowledge. Then it came to us and it did not expect our race would extract so much. By the time the fallen and hive were here it was prepared to escape and doom us as revenge but Rasputin attacked. Backfire bitch. With this. Pluto bled ghosts that unexpectedly were serving us and its prophetic child SmoggyPluto was born in illness. Albeit still blessed with good rng.
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2 Replies[quote]It's an orb that's full of raids and content, and when guardians throw money at it, it spits out content that it had stolen to be originally the guardians' It's Activi$ion's mothership.[/quote] Misspelled Activi$ion. Fixed it for ya.
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3 RepliesI wonder why we shot an Anti-Matter laser at it?
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It's so true.
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10 RepliesThat's... Not... Terrifying... [i]Please don't hurt me[/i]
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Maybe its Oryx butt plug? Thats why he wants it back so badly
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I guess that giant hole in the bottom does make a lot more sense now
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Edited by δυνατή αγάπη: 5/28/2016 6:31:17 AMYeah I've thrown $175 at it and all it gave me was this nerfed up crap.
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Hilarious!!
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1 ReplyLove it.
