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Edited by RumblingJOSEPH:
5/24/2016 1:45:34 PM
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A human showed up on my porch; what do I do?
I can't keep it because my family has too many humans. It is a little toddler that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been licking it and got it some water, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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Find him a nice human family.
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6 RepliesWell what my mom did to when we found lil bro we just fed him to the dogs, my dad, Papa Ramsey has a thing for that ... [spoiler]if you get the reference -blam!- yeah[/spoiler]
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You know exactly what you need to do...
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Throw it into LHC.
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Give it a UNSC Marine uniform and MA5C Assault Rifle.
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3 RepliesHit him with a spoon [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Kill it with fire!
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1 Reply[quote]What do I do[/quote]Join my mute list :)
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4 RepliesHas it pooped in your mouth yet?
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Hit it with a spoon
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*in robotic tone* Eat its eyes.
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3 RepliesShoot it
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3 RepliesEat it
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1 ReplyKill it, kill it with fire.
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5 RepliesIs it white or black?
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1 Reply*hits you with spoon*
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10 RepliesOh, c'mon...as long as it's neutered early and gets along with the others you can always find room for one more. They're cute! Shouldn't have trouble finding a home for it if it becomes a handful later on.
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6 RepliesGlass the planet, we can't let the parasite spread.
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9 RepliesIs it aggressive? What breed of human is it, it could be dangerous? [spoiler]P O R C H D A Y 2 K 1 6[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll take it.
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1 ReplyKill it before it kills you
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1 ReplyEat it because why not.
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