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Edited by Hypothermia:
5/24/2016 12:09:13 AM
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Destiny "Porn" Videos Get Me In Trouble With Wife
I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder.
Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard."
Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments.
Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse.
(I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.)
True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^)
[i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i]
For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her.
It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games.
[URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL]
That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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#Destiny
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THE HEAVY AMMO IS INBOUND BOYS GET THE LOTION READY
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1 ReplyYou need to ALWAYS laugh. She might get pissed, but it's only because she just let herself look stupid. Next time she'll be a little more careful. I do it to mine all the time. I laugh at her when the "Jake from state farm" commercial comes on.
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WORT WORT WORT
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1 ReplyBoss takes black hammer repeatedly
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Ppfhhahahahaha
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2 RepliesTo be fair, she had to have enough knowledge of porn to see those titles and assume it was porn sooo..........what kind of porn has your wife been watching? I think it's a valid question.
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I can imagine this happening to me... However, you really need to work on your naming convention... You should have named it like "Me.getting.shafted.from.the.rear" ... hmm. That's not gonna look any better is it...
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LOL EPIC WIN.
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Headshots FTW
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The taken queen
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The file titles kill me. -blam!-ing "headshots".... LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Destiny from behind Destiny hammered Ohmygod
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63 RepliesMy Mrs heard me in a raid and explaining the golgoroth fight to a new player. It sounds bad. 'Ok drop the balls, alright everyone jump in the goo and unload on his stomach with your black hammers. Watch out he will be flinging his balls at you'.
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Ditch the wife. You will not have to explain anything else.
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LMAO now that is funny
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I like to call golgoroth ball gargler
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this kind of situation would require me to be in a relationship
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Your wife is either the dumbest women I have ever heard of, or she wants a reason to bug you.
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3 RepliesEdited by TheW1ngedHussar: 5/23/2016 12:50:10 PMHave you shown her your videos and explain? ~[i]Imma Swingin[/i]'
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahagagaga. Sorry started choking ;-)
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[i]hehehehe[/i] not even an Ahamkara can contain laughter at that point. That is pure gold, oh reader mine. Did someone say, Sum of All Tears?
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LDR over penetration
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Good thing there were no sweaties involved XD
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It would be really bad if you had a Nightstalker folder
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I think this is the best and funniest post I have read on this forum. I totally see how that could happen. Too bad she didn't open one of the vids.
