Other joke threads are dying.
I'll start.
What do you call a princess who lights fires?
[spoiler]Tinderella[/spoiler]
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Your father's pull out game.
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Tried to catch fog yesterday [spoiler]but I mist [/spoiler]
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What's a great devastation that rhymes with heaven? [spoiler]9/11[/spoiler]
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A man walks into a bar... ...and busts his lip. [spoiler]Not a bar you drink at.[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesYour life [spoiler]hue hue hue[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHere's one. Only Brits will get this. What do you call a Conservative who likes volcanos? [spoiler]a lavatory[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesA guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they -blam!-ed in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."
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3 RepliesThis is a joke
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a flying Jew? [spoiler]Smoke[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhere is Destiny's story? [spoiler]it's shrouded in [b][i]the darkness[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 Reply[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i]