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Edited by The Dango Song:
2/28/2016 1:52:15 PM
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You Wake Up In Bed, and Find This Next To You
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No chill option?
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2 RepliesEdited by Dharak Colossus: 2/29/2016 11:51:07 PM*sees spider *grabs nuke from under the bed [i]See you in hell, monster....[/i] *turns ireland into wasteland
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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greet em the texan way
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1 Replyhttp://youtu.be/nTw9O-hdxvM Here
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4 Replies[i]Screw our country, I wanna live!![/i]
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12 RepliesAustralia laughs at this creature. That's nothing compared to our six legged, venom spitting crocodiles.
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2 RepliesEhh... Nothing really. I would simply get out of bed, go to the living room, and watch a movie.
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Probably try to kill it with a shoe like a normal person would do.
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1 ReplyHave a heart attack and die.
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Eh, kill it.
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I've been in a similar situation, except I wake up and it was on my face. Specifically under my nose
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I would turn off my heater and watch the bastard freeze to death. [spoiler]WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHER-blam!-ER!!![/spoiler]
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Do I get Super Powers if it bites me?
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Scream louder then a 13 year old girl at a JB concert and torch the shit out of it.
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Where's the tongue kiss it option?
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Get a -blam!-ing tank and BLOW THAT BITCH THE -blam!- UP
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NOPENOPE
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4 RepliesKILL IT WITH FIRE
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1 ReplyAs an Aussie I say "another day in paradise" walk away and leave it be. Seriously only spider I kill is a red back. Nasty mother -blam!-ers are every where lately. Not joking have killed 4 in last week in my patio.
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That would startle me at first then if I can't jar it and throw it away I'd probably smash it.
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Fuk 'er rite in da poossy
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2 RepliesWhere is "All of the above"
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Where's the "Call in a tactical nuke and land it right on the house, burn the ashes, bury the remains underground for 10 years, and the launching it into space shooting it with a giant satellite lazier?"
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Caress it and whisper in its ear," momma wants you to do her dirty"
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Stab it right in the face and then stomp it till it moves no more
