"And that takes care of that!"
The Triumphant Warlock dusted his hands as he had just earned a double kill with his nova bomb. He gave a slight chuckle as he stared at the ghosts of the dead Guardians, who were materializing them once more.
"This is too easy," He said to himself. "Now, does anyone else dare face me?"
His question was soon answered as a Titan came rushing to his position. The warlock readied himself, but the Titan soon stopped as he got within distance.
And he popped a bubble.
The warlock quickly jumped back, getting some distance. "Ah, I see. Ward of Dawn. I admire your ways of the void, Titan, but any smart Guardian would know not to infiltrate it. However, when it expires, I'll be back to kill you. I'm off to find others.."
[i]Are you afraid?[/i]
The Warlock heard a voice in his head. He turned around and tried meeting the gaze of the Titan. Instead, he found the expressionless face of the Mighty Helm of Saint-14.
"Who.. Was that you? Titan, How are you talking to me in my hea-"
[i]It matters not how I manage to communicate with you. I speak through the void. The void, something that you have walked through many times.[/i]
The warlock spoke a bit louder. "T-That's preposterous! No Guardians know the void better than Warlocks do!"
[i]That is where you are wrong. The void is mine to control. The answers lie right in front of you.. My shield. My ward. I can shape the void into a indestructible fortress. A fortress, that when I enter, makes me unstoppable.[/i]
The Warlock scoffed. "I could kill you right now! You're just a Titan!"
[i]Just a Titan? Is that why you said you'd run off? Because "smart guardians" wouldn't infiltrate my Ward? Well, Warlock, you aren't sounding too smart right now.[/i]
"Shut.. Shut up! Keep talking like that and I swear I'll destroy you and that pitiful bubble! My void powers are superior!"
[i]Stop lying to yourself. You're afraid. Out there, yes, we are just mere Guardians on equal playing field. But in here.. In my sanctuary. You are a mortal and I am a God. I am the Alpha and you are the Beta. If you so happen to step foot in here, I will show you fire and lightning. Nightmares that even the Ahamkara would lose sleep over. I will take every ounce of confidence and every drop of self esteem that you have pitifully gathered and I will auction it off and reimburse you with nothing but self-loathe and depression. You will not be simply begging for mercy, Warlock. When I'm done with you, you will no longer know what "Mercy" means. It will be a distant memory, courtesy of the unbearable punishment I will sentence you to. You are nothing inside my fortress. Nothing.[/i]
The Warlock stood there in an angry silence as the Titan's voice rang out through his head. He gritted his teeth, as he felt the void energy bubble up inside him.
[i]You know that cute hunter that you managed to take to Crimson Doubles? I forget her name. But that's not a problem. I will go to her, flowers in hand, and surprise her with a nice night of a fancy seafood restaurant. I will buy her whatever she pleases as I crack date jokes and give subtle flirts and sweet compliments. I will drive her home and walk her to her doorstep, all while she forgets slowly about you. I will then leave her, teasing her by saying things like "I really like you" and "I can't wait to see you again." And I will never call back or acknowledge her ever again. I will break her heart, sending her crying to you as you do your best to comfort her. And after you two share a close moment, she will then say that you are one of the Best Friends she's ever had, putting you in the depths of the friend zone, where your mind and body will be broken. And it will all be because of me.[/i]
"I.. I'm.. I'm GOING TO ANNIHILATE YOU, YOU INSUFFERABLE SLAB OF STOOL!!!"
The Titan chuckled. [i]That's it. Let the hate come over you. Challenge me.[/i]
The Warlock screamed jumping high in the air as he prepared to unleash a hellish nova bomb. But what he didn't notice is the glint of a Suppressor Grenade right under him.
"Wait no!" He shouted, before it exploded. It coated the warlock in a feeling of exhaustion as he fell back to the ground.
Right into the Titan's bubble.
He was instantly blinded, and he knew his fate was sealed.
"Good try, Warlock." The Titan said, speaking with his real voice. "But.. You lose."
And the Titan struck the warlock with his fist, causing him to disintegrate. The Titan was victorious.
"Ahh. Nothing like the old telepathic taunt to get people all riled up. Now, what now- OOH! A hunter! This'll be easy."
The hunter ran past the the Titan in his bubble, but the Titan called out to him.
"Hey, Hunter!"
The hunter looked back, confused.
"Your cloak doesn't look Frabjous."
"I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!!!" The hunter shouted, instantly going into Arc-blade and charging the bubble.
The Titan readied his shotgun and smiled. "Of course you will, pal."
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1 ReplyEdited by SoeIs: 2/22/2016 10:16:09 PMOK I'm a titan and I love the defender and no offense story but doesn't bubble only last 30 seconds? lol I think that Conversation was more than 30 seconds. Warlock would have been killed that Titan. Well, unless he had a buff from it... But good story you should post more they are awesome.
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9 RepliesIntill the clever sunsinger warlock with a pair of sun breakers and double solar flares with Viking funeral perks goes in and lays down the eternal solar flares in the Titans bubbles and watches them Burn alive in there bubble muhahahaha.
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1 ReplyIt would be badass if that titan bubble just stayed with you while running kinda like the aura from oryx.
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Wait till a hole enemy team Flys into your shield.
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I just kill em with the good ol nova bomb from a distance.
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1 ReplyFor some reason I think things like this are what keep me playing this game. I think it's because I'm reminded of the good old days of year one. Thanks for posting this good job
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2 RepliesLMAOO that taking to dinner line is from anchorman! "DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!"
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that was so cool bro. the hunter cloak part made me laugh
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I think i was that hunter i am ashamed....
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Best history ever :v
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2 RepliesHonestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."
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This is amazing
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1 ReplyI just realized you're the [b]XYLAR THE TIMELESS GUY[/b]!!! You're a freaking legend! Lol.
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1 ReplyEdited by DallinDoxito: 2/22/2016 11:10:41 AM#warlockmasterrace
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Haha, I could picture the hunter talking in a British accent like, "Oi wut you say m8? I'll fooking hack you all bent like a nine bob note."
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Amazing.
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Edited by Valkalla: 2/22/2016 6:28:39 PMThis was amazing lol. As a hunter, I would just like to say... ... ... The end was hilarious.
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Got a triple kill In trials last night. As a Titan popped his bubble I threw my pulse grenade and he popped a bubble around it. The other 2 jumped in the bubble as the nade pulsed a few times and killed them all. Guess it takes a Titan to beat a Titan!
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Fantastic.
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Hahaha. Like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqDZ3QUrpk8
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This was well thought out.
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I once punched a radiant warlock to death inside my bubble. Didn't even use helm of Saint-14. I bet he was salty.
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Telepathy overpowered, bungee please nerf
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The Hunter invaded the armored Titan's bubble and slaughtered the Titan. His Arc Blade ran out and he brushed his hands off and said "And that takes care of that," Right as he was readying his Last Word he got Nova Bombed in the FACE!!!
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"Oh, a hunter. This will be easy." hahaha
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You're just jealous cause we always bless up. key to success my man