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Edited by The Stalker:
2/5/2016 4:25:02 AM
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What is THE most embarrassing thing you've done as a child?
This may count from birth all the way to the end of high school.
Edit: Gotta love offtopic.
Edit 2: Some of us are damn stupid. Me included.
[spoiler]The most embarrassing experience I've had is:
When I was about 12, I walked to my school, and suddenly had to go to the bathroom BAD. I was dancing around the stopsign, crosswalk, et cetera. Finally...a little poop started coming out of my ass, and it got squished to it. Throughout the entire day, I walked through the school smelling like shit and trying to cover up the smell using deodorant.
No one noticed very much until the worst part, which was in Gym, when I had to take off my clothes and the smell filled the room, alarming several classmates. I quickly left to let them find out why it smelt so bad.
To this day, it is my most embarrassing moment. And I've had quite a lot.[/spoiler]
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In 4th grade I didn't wear underwear and my fly was down:/
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Took A Shit Behind A Water Cleansers Generator In A Public Pool At The Age Of 12 *Awkward Face*
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Preform a rap written by the Dean of Women with 5 of my friends to about half my high school.
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1 ReplyWhen i was little i ate a christmas ornament right off the tree at daycare, the lady was freaking out.
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2 RepliesWhipped my dong out on the bus in second grade
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I was like 3 or 4 at Disneyland. It was time for the fireworks and I really needed to pee. For some dumb reason the security guards closed off the the nearest restroom. The next closest was too far away and we didn't want to miss the fireworks. So we are in a big crowd it was dark and I decided to pee in a cup. I missed the cup. I peed on some dudes foot. He was wearing sandals. For some reason he didn't yell at me?
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In 5th grade we read a really racist book as a class
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2 RepliesI was about 4, when I saw a Muslim woman in a parking lot (right after 9/11 btw) and I look at her and yell: HOLY PAPERS BATMAN ITS THE ENEMY! right at her. I was an idiot kid -_-
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5 RepliesEdited by Some Black Guy: 2/1/2016 12:18:46 AM5th grade + class clown + substitute = bad I SPAT IN MY HAND, AND PRETENDED TO JERK OFF. ALMOST EVERYONE LAUGHS. I HEAR "EWWW SEAN, TEACHER, TEACHER, HE'S BEING NASTY!" This little bitch Chelsea Wilson told the teacher on me, and the substitute made me call my mother, and explain to her exactly what I was doing. It was so awkward lmao. At 23, I don't regret it still.
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Edited by Juno: 2/4/2016 2:36:21 PM*2 year old me in the bathtub* What is that? Is it a dinosaur? No! It's not a dinosaur! It's my penis!
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8 RepliesCan't really remember a super embarrassing moment. An uncomfortable one though: It's ninth grade, and we're reading To Kill a Mockingbird as a class, everybody reads a couple paragraphs at a time. It gets to me, I skim real quick and start reading until one part and I stop. The teacher tells me to continue and I say I don't want to. She tells me to or I go to the principal. So as a white guy sitting next to three or four black guys I read, "you ain't kissing that -racist term- Tom no more!" Or whatever the exact line was. It was a little uncomfortable but kinda funny.
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1 ReplyNot me. My friend went running around a corner and he slipped and fell on his face and on the way down he had an insanely loud fart.
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Embarrassing to my parents? When I was little at restaurants with candles I would run up to people, say "Hi" and blow out their candle. I would do this to most people, and once they got it relit, I would run over and do it again. Embarrassing for me is probably falling down a ski slope right Infront of the lift.
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Had to pee really badly but scared of asking the teacher, so I took a plastic bag and pissed in it, right in the middle of class and everyone heard, teacher told me to go dump it out in the washroom and while holding the bag it had a hole and leaked everywhere, the end.
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1 Reply"I did it I just forgot it at home." *teacher pulls out my homework sheet* "You left this here."
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5 RepliesAccidentally walked into the women's bathroom. To this day I check the sign like 3 times before entering public restrooms.
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Edited by Juno: 2/4/2016 2:27:13 PMAs an infant, I kept urinating on my mother every time she took off my diaper. I've been establishing my dominance in the household since I was but a wee lad
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3 RepliesWhen I was 12 I was at the YMCA for swim practice and the locker rooms got switched over the summer so the one I was used to going in was swapped with the other one. I accidentally walked in to the one I was used to going in because I thought it was the men's. I took off my clothes and started showering and when I got out a bunch of women saw me and screamed. One of them called security and I got kicked out of the locker rooms naked.
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I was 6 I had a bore fly up my bathing suit as a water park. You can guess what happened next
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1 ReplyOne Saturday morning when I was in 3rd grade I got up to go to school thinking that it was Friday.
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1 ReplyEdited by Barbatos: 2/6/2016 7:19:33 PMI'm a real life Walter Mitty. I have a bad habit of zoning out and getting lost in my thoughts and daydreams. I had quite a few embarrassing moments.
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4 RepliesIn fifth grade right after recess let out I started talking to myself thinking I was alone..I looked up and saw the sub starting at me. I told him "I talk to myself" and ran out the room.
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9 RepliesWhen I was 4 or 5, I was at a mall with my grandma and we were using the escalator to go up a floor. I slipped and tumbled down and a guy helped me up. I looked up at him crying and said "I'm hurt give me money"
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3 RepliesI was like 2 and I asked a fat guy if he was pregnant -_-'
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4 RepliesI used to cry a lot when I was a kid so there's probably a lot. I would cry over the most ridiculous -blam!-ing things. I used to think every object had feelings. This was in like kindergarten. I remember one time I got this new shirt and I thought it was so cool. Then I saw a pair of scissors. When I saw a pair of scissors, I had to cut something. So, my genius five-year-old mind thought it was a great idea to cut a hole in the shirt and still wear it to school. I decided to walk over and show my mom. She said, "Already?" And she threw the shirt in the crash. I couldn't sleep at night because I felt bad for the shirt. I would still cry about it two years afterwards. Of course, now I'm still a -blam!-ing idiot, but not as stupid. That wasn't really embarrassing but I typed it already so whatever. I once cried in front of my whole class in 6th grade because the teacher yelled at me. That teacher -blam!-ing hated me. I cried once in 3rd grade when my mom didn't let me play Xbox for a month because I got in trouble at school like 5 times in a row for really dumb reason. I could not go anywhere without hurting someone or breaking something.
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1 ReplyI had sudden diarrhea in the public swimming pool
