To the kid using thorn in rift,
Do you have any idea how irritating you are? Why the hell do you think it's okay to use that god forsaken gun after all the pain it's caused? You're a terrible player, and you stole my unbroken right from under my nose with your BS DoT. I hope you get abducted by ninjas who make you stomp on Legos barefoot for 7 hours a day. Don't forget to pay your rent.
Sincerely, ItsYourlandlord
Edit: I'm really not that salty. I made this post for the hell of it.
Edit 2: damn, this really made people Angry. I was just trying to be funny.
Edit 3: shoutout to BigStank999 for his reply. It's spot on.
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#Destiny
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It's a good thing I don't play rift
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Just wait until they make the year 2 thorn... Smh is all I'm gonna do.. I'll bring red death back out then.
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Man I forgot about how hard it was for me to get that gun and now it's just in my vault.
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People do it for the same reason I still use year 1 TLW, they know it's annoying as -blam!-. Otherwise, made me chuckle. People don't appreciate good humor anymore.
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3 RepliesGit gud
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It is just a game and if the player is annoying fight it back! Lol
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If it was on PS4 it may very well have been me xD
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We do knowing is annoying, but we don't care or like it. I myself enjoy pissing people off with it, not like it's that great right now anyways.not at all op
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1 ReplyI've been summoned.
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Hey that's a good idea! I'm going to get my thorn back out and use it in pvp, thanks for the tip!
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Oh wow people are now bitching over the nerfed version of thorn Pathetic
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This is not an example of good satire...
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2 RepliesDude. I played a game against a whole team using thorns and felwinters clone shotguns from HoW and won. It is really annoying to see that gun resurfacing again.
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I'm 28 tho...
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6 RepliesEdited by DieRomantic: 1/9/2016 2:21:13 AMI used it leveling up my warlock. It really annoyed me when i saw some lvl 40 using it tho cause id rather use my TTK weapons. Especially if i was doing well and someone switched to it simply cause I was using it. People are seriously desperate to win/do good in this game.
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You could have shortened your letter considerably: "You killed me, so I didn't earn an unbroken medal. Umm...bye."
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They say that Legos actually help open your pours and exfoliate the skin.
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That is a painful consequence
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26 RepliesThorn users are like the corner campers in cod. You call them corner camping bitches and they laugh. They know they are gay but have fun being gay, so it continues. Thorn users know its a gay ass weapon, but they think its funny. They feel like they are good with it, so I will never stop.
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5 RepliesYou do realize that posts like this will only make more people brush the dust off their thorn and put it to use?
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Stomp on Legos bare feet for 7 hours straight lmfao
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[b][u]Thats the point![/u][/b] Irritate the living potato nuggets out of them.
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Thorn actually isn't OP takes 3 shots to kill someone. Just like any other handcannon. The burn effect is just irritating.
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9 RepliesI earned my thorn in year one, using a hunter, before I had access to raid primaries. I earned that bitch and will use it whenever I please!
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Edited by HiiiTekk: 1/9/2016 3:36:21 AMJust payed it off. *paid