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RIP BB8

Read only when you have seen it or don't care about spoilers. [spoiler]The Droid BB8 (rehashed R2D2) has important Data to the whereabouts of Luke Skywalker (rehashed Obi Wan). He is chased by the New Order (rehashed Imperium) with a Starkiller Space Station (rehashed Death Star, bigger and even easier to destroy than the Death Stars). Rey (rehashed Luke Skywalker) finds the Droid after it leaves his owner Poe Demeroe (rehashed Han Solo) in a Firefight with the New Order. Kylo Ren (rehashed Darth Vader), son and spoiled ugly brat of Han and Leia is a Sith who tries to track down the Droid for the New Order and their leader (rehashed Imperator). Rey brings the Droid to the base of the Resistance (rehashed Rebels) with the Help of Han, Chewie and Finn, a former Stormtrooper. Leia is the general of the Resistance and their base is tracked down by the New Order and their Star Killer base. The Resistance performs an attack against the Starkiller Base, Han is killed by his Son, The Starkiller base is destroyed, Rey moves to Luke because she's his or Leias daugher and also has the Force inside her. Fin. TL/DR: Exact same plot like Episode 4 just with different names and optics. Lame and without any purpose to the main story of 1-6. It should have ended after 6 so I'm not going to see 7-9 as parts of the real Star Wars story. The only cool things in the movie are Rey and BB8. [/spoiler]

It's crap don't waste your time

You've Summoned Me

C3PO is in Episode VII You might not recognise him though.

They were the droids they were looking for.

[spoiler] Episode I is a steaming dungheap of a movie.[/spoiler]

Rey is lukes daughter

Luke taught Rey and Kylo Ren together. When Kylo Ren switched to the dark side, he wiped Rey's mind using the force and gave her memories of living on Jakku so she wouldn't come out of hiding, hence why she is so anchored to this piece of rock. She has been trained in the force and light saber. She simply doesn't know that she knows how because of the mind wipe. Explains why she can beat a guy that can stop lasers with the force.

Jar Jar Binks is the new sithlord [spoiler]the main bad guy is golem sitting on Abraham Lincoln's chair[/spoiler]

Kylo Ren kills Han Solo, his birthname is Ben and he is the son of Han and Leia. He lives through the end battle and is supposedly off to 'finish his training' in some way by his Sith Lord. Kylo Ren secretly prays to his grandfathers memory, the helm of Darth Vader. In comparison to Rey, he soon finds out he is nowhere near as powerful as he should be. Anger clouds his potential and he is unfocused. Think: mad teenager in his worst puberty kind of unfocused. Rey meets with Luke Skywalker in the very end. She has a droid named BB-8, R2D2 like. R2D2 itself is in standby but wakes up in the very end. Rey can weild a Lightsaber, she is given a relic saved: her fathers blue lightsaber. The new Deathstar is like something out of a Halo game, the Rebels destroy it in the end.

[spoiler]Han shot first[/spoiler]