[spoiler]M[spoiler][spoiler]U[/spoiler][spoiler]T[/spoiler][spoiler]E[/spoiler][spoiler]D[/spoiler][spoiler]What does that spell?[/spoiler][spoiler]Muted!!!!![/spoiler]

They never said that, in any of the last three updates. Reading comprehension is important.

You will still stink in crucible

True Titans don't care.

I main striker in crucible. Sooo....

Kunter

Hey bby luv u 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Im going to use gjallarhorn in crucible

Outcome? Kid go boom.

In your face, huntards! You have a new champion!

Where did you hear this? I don't recall seeing anything about sunbreaker getting a nerf.

Dude. Chill.

Stop.....oh god, learn how to spell and use words correctly and then maybe the community might remember your name. Until then,back to your English class!!!!!

Your account stats are weird. How'd you get such high grim and medal score with so little play time on basically one character?

Credit to PONETHEPOON for writing this. [quote]Whats worse than death? [spoiler]death and balls.[/spoiler] Sometimes, though, this is a beautiful experience. Like a wedding. [b][i]But with nutz. [/i][/b] Some weddings aren't so glorious, though. My sister once married an entire tribe of penguins. It was like [b][i]watching someone t-bag out of context.[/i][/b] [u]Let's dive in![/u] This comprehensive guide will show you the most beautiful moments to [b][i]drag your unholy scrotum across someones face,[/i][/b] and times when it may not be favorable. [b][i]Campers-[/i][/b]So you're having a good day, slaying in the Crucible, sweeping beautiful women off their feet, [b][i]but then you turn around a corner and receive a shotgun facial.[/i][/b] This is a great time to get a good [b][i]chips and queso dip[/i][/b] in. Make note of their location, slide around the corner and [b][i]unload[/i][/b] all over them. Promptly following their demise, position yourself over where their face was, and [b][i]dip dip dip dip dip.[/i][/b] Damn! That felt great. [b][i]Super shutdown-[/i][/b]So it's a Monday, your weekend of beer pong and hunting for foxy ladies in the grocery asiles is over, as if that's not depressing enough [b][i]A BLADEDANCER IS CHARGING YOUR ASS.[/i][/b] Luckily [i]you're a badass[/i], and you shut that -blam!- down. What to do now? This is a great time for the [b][i]salty malt ball.[/i][/b] Moonwalk over the body, and give them [i]one beautiful, slow, elegant slosh of taint.[/i] They've learned their lesson. [b][i]Universal Remote-[/i][/b]So there you are, using your [u]not-exotic-handcannon[/u], doing just as average as your mother taught you, and you get pwned. No big deal, no h8, until [b][i]Universal Remote[/i][/b] pops up at the top right of your screen. Really, what it [i]should[/i] say is [b][u]I LOVE SWEATY TROUSER MEAT IN MY FACE.[/u][/b] Well, it'd be poor of us to not oblige. Find the offender, and give them what I call the [b][i]dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge![/i][/b] It's exactly as it sounds, [b][i]but with your crotch.[/i][/b] [b][i]The Honor Bag-[/i][/b]There are times when you meet someone with the exact skill level as you. You have a long gunfight, get a few melees in, and eventually one of you dies. It's important to honor these victories. The best [i]bag[/i] for this case is the [b][i]ass-sit to ashes.[/i][/b] Make your way to their orb, give them one [i]bag[/i] then sit on their face until they respawn. Do not dodge incoming fire, as this is a sacred ritual; one that should be respected. [b][i]Revenge-[/i][/b]Should someone [u]bag you[/u] outside of these conditions, it's important to reassert your nutz as best nutz. These sons-of-Cryptarchs get the [b][i]Cockleberry.[/i][/b] To properly perform the [i]Cockleberry[/i] you'll need two things: [i]sweaty genitals and raw fury.[/i] (not to be confused with furries). Work up a good sweat inside that armor, let it all drip down to a good cheesy paste. [u]Fist them to death.[/u] Don't be gentle. No means yes and yes means harder. Pound that -blam!- into the ground then use both hands to spam your crouch button. Your crotch will be a blur of salty hate, enemies will flee at the site of your vigorous and violent baggage. Lord Shaxx will personally give your nutz a shout out. [b][i]"You're crushing them!" [/i][/b]. Victory is yours, and you may proceed with your day as routine. I hope this guide helped you, keep those barrels hot! [spoiler]and those nutz hotter. [/spoiler][/quote]

Op has hunter...

I look forward to crushing you in the crucible, (Btw, the nerf was needed but. Clearly you could have expressed your excitement with more respect for other guardians >:0)

This guy is speaking the truth

Annnnd a single headshot will kill them...... "Git Gud, Scrub" Comes to mind when reading this..

Just shoot him with your golden gun and it's over