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Edited by EmoSceneRawrXD:
12/4/2015 5:46:44 AM
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-blam!- this shit I'm out
Thought I'd share this with you guys!
[u][b]Credit to u/Raiinz0r[/b][/u]
I definitely think this is MoTW material! Remember though, [b][u]this is not mine[/u][/b] so don't give me the credit.
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#Destiny
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Bump!!!
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Yes! Rain! Clueless guardians are my fave!
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Priceless!
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That's hilarious! Without the song it would probably be a top contender for MoTW (profanity stuffs).
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Yes yes yes
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I did this in year 1 ... i threw some solar grenades ...
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9 RepliesYou're walking on Mars There's no-one around you and your Ghost is dead Out of the corner of your eye you, spot him (Valus Ta'Aruc) He's following you about 30 yards back He gets on an Interceptor and boosts towards you He's gaining on you (Valus Ta'Aruc) You're looking for your Sparrow but you're all turned around He's almost upon you now, and you can see he's firing rockets My God, there's rockets everywhere! Running for your life from Valus Ta'Aruc Brandishing a sword its Valus Ta'Aruc Lurking in the shadows Imperial Commander (Valus Ta'Aruc) Living in the desert (Valus Ta'Aruc) Killing for sport (Valus Ta'Aruc) Eating all the bodies Actual Cannibal Valus Ta'Aruc Now its dark and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the desert sand Aha! In the distance, a land tank with the engine running- Hope! You move stealthily towards it... But your leg! You stepped on a land mine! Blowing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the land tank (quiet, quiet) Now your on the land tank Sitting inside, Valus Ta'Aruc Sharpening an axe, Valus Ta'Aruc He doesn't hear you enter, Valus Ta'Aruc You're sneaking up behind him Strangling general Valus Ta'Aruc Fighting for your life with Valus Ta'Aruc Wrestling a knife from Valus Ta'Aruc Stab it in his kidney Safe at last from Valus Ta'Aruc You limp into the dark sand Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Valus Ta'Aruc Wait! He isn't dead! Valus Surprise! A minigun to your head, and death in his eyes! But you have a super charged! Hammer smash general Valus Ta'Aruc Legendary fight with Valus Ta'Aruc Normal Tuesday night for Valus Ta'Aruc Try to swing a Hammer at Valus Ta'Aruc But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, and catch him in the neck Your smashing of his head now You have just decapitated Valus Ta'Aruc His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You are finally safe from Valus Ta'Aruc Good night
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Oh yeah. I watched this video when he uploaded it. -blam!-ing hilarious
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Edited by JTtheLoneWOOF: 10/25/2015 10:21:52 PM
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