Tell us about some of the best hate mail you've gotten!
I've gotten hate mail in PvE and PvP, for reasons like "Your voice is monotone and you sound like a depressed robot" to "Just let me kill you with my hammers please." It never gets old. No such thing as bad hate mail. I've even gotten death threats! I'll share one I just got a few hours ago. WARNING: lots of paragraphs
Some sunbreaker who managed to miss three of his hammers at shotgun range (who I end up meleeing to death) messages me telling me he hopes that everyone I ever love comes to realize how much they hate me. I asked him why he's so upset, and he started accusing me of cheating. I told him to have a good day, then he dropped the best thing I've ever read from any human being ever.
[b]"I can't anymore you just ruined my whole day." [/b]
I just kept sending him messages like "chin up sport :)" and dumb crap like that. Invited him to the party.
He sounded like a 20 something year old guy trying to overcompensate for something with a nasally voice. Sounded like Squilliam Tentacles, but with health issues. He kept trying to say something like "Shut up I'm reporting you," or something, but I couldn't understand him too well.
The salt was overflowing, his friends even joined the party to back him up, and soon I had 4 different people threatening to find my IP address. I couldn't stop laughing at them, they were making my day. They got upset, and told me to burn in hell after I finished laughing at them. I thanked them for all the laughs, and kicked them.
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Good times. I wish I got hate mail more often, it usually only seems to come during IB or ToO. Puts me in a good mood.
Are you the type to get offended by hate mail, or laugh it off? Or do you get a warm, fuzzy feeling when reading them? Share your best salt-coated messages here!
Edit 1: off to bed, hoping to see some funny stories when I wake up. Have a nice day/night.
Edit 2: back, didn't expect the thread to last into noon. Some real good ones here too.
Edit 3: got our first sad mail. A moment of silence for the guardian that left Destiny because he couldn't get a kill.
Edit 4: so many good ones. Good to see we can laugh it off and dust off the salt.
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23 RepliesSign if you're not good enough to get hate mail :/
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He called me a noob. I responded with, "whatever kid" [spoiler]my K/D doubled his that game[/spoiler]
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" Your thorn gave me aids " from trials. He was using thorn too. ∪ˍ∪
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The best one I got said " Gg "
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Someone said to me to go die in a hole with my ugly mother because I won a rumble match.
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Some guy got mad at me because I was using universal remote lol
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Got called a bitch for using mida.
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I did my end of the match teabag and some guy messaged me calling me a fag because he got more kills than me. He stayed for a few matches in which I proceeded to kill and teabag him constantly. He called me a fag again and I just asked him how his chin feels. Then he left.
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I've only ever had the one. This was back before 2.0 and I was playing a little control. Twilight Gap. I'm using an auto rifle (I think). Had a good game and got three messages from one of the opposing team. Message one was a comment about my name. Message two was telling me to wait, and that he had another one. The final one was about my birth. I replied once. And I quote: "Let's look at the scores. Congratulations on being my first ever hatemail. Scrub." I attached a screen grab of the results - my team winning. My score best around. My KD 2.2. My total kills 22, assists 5 and captures 6. Score an unremarkable, but respectable 4745. Him: KD 0.65. Kills 11. Assists 1. Captures 2. Score 2195. Chuckled as I blocked him and moved on - quite made my day that I had actual been a jimmie rustler.* *is that the correct usage of that phrase?
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13 RepliesI was playing trials I'm t bagging someone after wrecking him with a sniper at point blank he was using felwinters. The message reads "u final rounding scrub I hope u have autism". I laughed and moved on.
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Use Felwinters. Gain Salt. Laugh. Repeat.
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Also gotten messages be called retarded when I am quiet funny when the retarded player does better then the other guy lul
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1 ReplyMe and a friend were in the tower waiting for our raid group, when my friend got hatemail saying "you actually spent money on that, wow you have no life" for using the carlton dance.
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4 RepliesGot a 4 man with a Fist of havoc They reported me for being skilled I was banned for playing crucible for 2 days win?
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3 RepliesI received an incoherent jumble of expletives during banner this week a couple times.
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So uh, Bungie... I get shotguns had to much range... But FOR -blam!-S SAKE EVERY GAME WITH A SHOTGUN ALLOWS IT TO ONE SHOT AT POINT BLANK IS THERE A REASON IT ONLY DOES THAT 1% OF THE TIME
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So i was in a game of skrimish and me and this other warlock looked exactly the same who was on my team, halfway through the match he teebags. Then at the end of the match one of the guys on the other team got mad and semt me hate mail saying I was stupid, I told him it was the other warlock but he just spammed me with messages saying "Stupid" for about 5 minutes.
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I was bottom of the team and git a legendary and sent the guy on top [quote]I'm so sorry[/quote]
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1 Replynice night stalker glitching scrub, reported for shotgun also I'm a warlock with a sniper.
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1 ReplyI've gotten a few messages this Iron Banner calling me out on the Nightstalker glitch and telling me I'm a b!tch. Meanwhile I'm just a good player who needs my Gravitron to be max light and uses quiver. People just see Arrows fly in crucible and immediately call glitch
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Was just in a normal match he gets a kill and for no reason teabags me so I proceed to kill him over 15 times and i teabagged every time sent me a message afterwords saying he hopes my whole family dies in a fire. People have issues
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Just got my first one the other day in ib. I kill this guy and he sends me You little cxxksucking bitch cheater your reported. No idea what I did to make him think that I just shot him with a pulse rifle.
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"Nice aimbot" "You have to use an aim assist controller" "Your stats mean nothing if you cheat to get them" people get real mad when I send them back to their death upon resurrection. C:
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I got called an aimbot user. I was using No Land Beyond.
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4 RepliesAccused of lagging in IB 67 Downlaod speed
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Got called a -blam!- BC I made my team wipe BC we didn't kill a shield brother with a shotgun for that one mission