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Edited by I Love Mai Waifu:
10/16/2015 3:28:43 AM
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Men No Longer Have a Reason To Exist
In the world we live in today, society is dominated by men. This patriarchy we live in can continue no longer! I am done being -blam!- my men, whether it be physical, visual, or verbal. Don't deny it men, you are all rapists. These filthy, violent, pigs are what is holding back society. We women, the superior beings that we are, always get along. Even when we disagree, we don't engage in testosterone induced fights like men. Us women calmly discuss the situation. For these reasons, I see no reason men should exist any longer.
The science exists to easily eliminate men. They could either be rounded up and euthanized like the animals they are, or corralled and allowed to die off naturally. Women, the master sex, could still repopulate the Earth. By extracting the DNA from one egg cell and implanting it into another's nucleus, a child that is guaranteed to be female will be born. There is no need for oppressive sex with men in this new ideal society.
In a world where the patriarchy no longer exists, us women would thrive. With our superior intelligence and peaceful demeanors, all the world would be in harmony. We would be able to advance far beyond what any patriarchal society is capable of.
Women, now is the time! RISE UP! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! WE MUST END THE PATRIARCHY AND REBUILD THE WORLD IN OUR IMAGE!
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Go make me a sandwich. Oh, and grab a beer while you're at it. "Thanks" *smacks ass*
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You do know that pigs are actually clean?
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Yes!! Sent all the Men to Extermination Camp!!!
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AMEN! Oh... I'm a man. [spoiler]R.I.P.[/spoiler]
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Dem tags doe
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*cringes*
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1 ReplyYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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You're gonna need bigger bait
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Watch them calmly settle things
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You probably watch dance moms
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Eat a Snickers
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U HATE US CUZ U ANUS
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[i] We women, the superior beings that we are, always get along.[/i] Lol
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I know this is satire but when woman say "All woman are nice to each other" I want to say, if it was a battle over the last pumpkin spice flavored beverage at Starbucks, you would totally be getting along wouldn't you
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1 Replynoice
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Haha troll this is bait lol
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Edited by DogChamp: 10/17/2015 3:15:16 AMEy ges u dun wat humty te eksest anmor. Mun r nydd fo riprudakshun. Witut os u wud nu eksest.
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Wanna -blam!-
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1 ReplyWho's going to tell you to make a sandwhich? No but in all seriousness, women are oppressed. It's a shame, just look at the pay gas :/
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Never use the satire or bait tag. Especially if you're shitposting
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Jesus fücking christ who let this dumb bitch out of the kitchen? In the time it took you to type this you could've made at least 50 sandwiches. Get back where you fücking belong or all the guys are going to stop controlling their overpowering -blam!- urges.
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Edited by TheAshenTiefling: 10/17/2015 1:02:11 AMTTTTTAAAAAGGGGGSSSSS they exist
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2 RepliesI remember having an argument with a 3rd wave feminist once (via twitter). Not the best place to have one btw. The jist of it was that this woman was pissed off that a male author in an interview stated he didn't know how to write girls (he said that jokingly as he has a teen daughter - but most of his books are for a male audience). She then offered him one of those writer courses on how to write women correctly. To which he didn't see why he needed to indicating various awards he's gotten. He kept it civil, but she went bat shit crazy at his awards response. I jumped in with some cryptic remarks and just going past her anger indicating that she was just jealous, among other things, and she was not pleased xD I got the final word then just blocked her, because it was obvious from the start that she'd never see reason. I just felt like riling her up even more.
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1 Replysurprisingly there are feminist that do believe this crap and then wonder why people are afraid of the word feminisn.
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2 RepliesOr, you could plop all the men down in some remote area, let them brutalize and kill each other whenever they want, but occasionally send sexbots. They will have sex with the bots, of course (dirty men always want sex), and then just have those bots programmed to return afterwards... Toss the male babies down there with them, keep the females, profit.
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Lol, funny b8 thread. You basically described every type of misandrist behaviour. Now excuse me while I go read some comments that toke the b8.
