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Edited by I Love Mai Waifu:
10/16/2015 3:28:43 AM
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Men No Longer Have a Reason To Exist
In the world we live in today, society is dominated by men. This patriarchy we live in can continue no longer! I am done being -blam!- my men, whether it be physical, visual, or verbal. Don't deny it men, you are all rapists. These filthy, violent, pigs are what is holding back society. We women, the superior beings that we are, always get along. Even when we disagree, we don't engage in testosterone induced fights like men. Us women calmly discuss the situation. For these reasons, I see no reason men should exist any longer.
The science exists to easily eliminate men. They could either be rounded up and euthanized like the animals they are, or corralled and allowed to die off naturally. Women, the master sex, could still repopulate the Earth. By extracting the DNA from one egg cell and implanting it into another's nucleus, a child that is guaranteed to be female will be born. There is no need for oppressive sex with men in this new ideal society.
In a world where the patriarchy no longer exists, us women would thrive. With our superior intelligence and peaceful demeanors, all the world would be in harmony. We would be able to advance far beyond what any patriarchal society is capable of.
Women, now is the time! RISE UP! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! WE MUST END THE PATRIARCHY AND REBUILD THE WORLD IN OUR IMAGE!
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DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY!
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Bumpppppp
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I like how [i]he[/i] says this when his status is, [quote]Anime booty is the best booty.[/quote]
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But I'll stay in the kitchen and make sandwiches. Spare me.
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I was like wait you can't be serious then I saw the satire tag
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I still want incubation chambers that can be carried in a stroller carriage.
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Well men are making sex robots, so doesnt that mean women wont have a reason to exist?
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.[spoiler]deez nuts[/spoiler] [spoiler]In your mouth[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf there's wasn't a #satire The forums would eat you alive
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2 RepliesThe sick thing is that people like this actually exist
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I started laughing at this [b]PLEASE HELP BEFORE THE FEMINISTS FIND ME[/b]
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1 ReplyDon't you people ever read tags?!
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8 RepliesK den
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SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS UNITE! CUT OFF OUR PENISES AND TESTICLES SO NO WOMAN MAY EVER BE -blam!- AGAIN!
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Edited by The Elike: 10/25/2015 6:21:01 PMYou ever wonder why every religion has some sort of negative connotation of women in their history? That can't just be a coincidence. It is my personal belief that the sunken cities found to be older than Mesopotamia were ruled by a matriarchy. The women in charge drove people from their land with their "leadership" before being flooded at the end of the last ice age. The survivors of this flooding remembered how women destroyed civilization and incorporated ways to keep power out of their hand into their religions. In the hope such catastrophes would never happen again. TL;DR women had control and fu[b]c[/b]ked it up so bad religions incorporated keeping them down into their teachings.
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1 ReplyI violated the [url=http://a.tgcdn.net/images/products/zoom/ea67_soft_kitty_singing_plush.jpg ]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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In a world dominated by women with no men, there would be no progression. Men and women have roles in society. The man serving as the paternal figure with the mother as the maternal. Based on whatever you believe in, be it Christianity or evolution, based on both theories, we need men to survive.
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This is what happens when we give you rights
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Cute.
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#WorldPatriarchyDay was yesterday OP.
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Edited by I Speedwagon I: 10/20/2015 5:25:27 PMOh god I almost got my jimmies rustled for a second then I saw the satire tag.
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3 RepliesIf you're a guy trolling: Lmao! Nice job man If not: get off the forums
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1 ReplyEven if this IS satire...[spoiler]Dafuq??[/spoiler]
