Now hear me out.
I don't see why anyone should be given updates to this astounding game for free. The amount of work bungie put into nerfing the strange coin drop rate for a second time is quite simply, extraordinary.
They even reduced the motes of light drop rate! Not the mention the minor patches such as the three of coins nerf, the weapon nerfing (including the exclusion of raid weapons from year two entirely), and the outright paywall placed up to dance funny.
You kids are so self entitled these days. And I for one won't stand for it any longer. Patches should contribute to the next patch, in order to allow bungie to bring about the next wave of enjoyment nerfs a lot quicker.
Any major updates should cost around $40,
Whilst small patches such as this tip top one that fixed blue sniper scope bugs, should cost around $10 each.
Nothing is free in this world and it's about time you young fiddlestick whippersnappers learned it.
#PayforPatches
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I'm guessing you're not actually old. Definitely under 20. Because old gamers know most DLC is bull shit and overpriced (this is a bit different for destiny because the updates add substantial content to a game intended to keep changing for a couple of years). I don't mind paying for a game. Heck, if they had dedicated servers I might even not mind paying a small monthly fee. But patches are there to fix problems with their game that they created. To change and fix things that aren't working as they intended. No one is entitled. You're just a troll.
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Bump.
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1 ReplyPut the crack pipe down.
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Stöpid OP not using #satire tag
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This is quite possibly one of the best satire threads i've ever seen on the forums...
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This isn't regular stupid. This is a special kind of stupid. [spoiler]btw this was an obvious troll 1/8 m8[/spoiler]
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So you would pay for every broken product you buy if it is a producer fault? Missing the satire tag ...
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Patches the spider
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2 RepliesI propose we should get paid to read forum posts. Whose with me? $$$$$$$$
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You should run for president. Oh wait. Donald Trump is better than you. Pay for patches? That's like having a token system in the forums where you have to buy tokens in order to view posts. What the -blam!- kind of idea is this.
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Blue Sniper scopes lolololol
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Bad troll is bad.
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That's why they are doing micro transactions. I'm not of fan of the idea that only a few pay while other reap the benefits but that's what micro transaction is basically doing.
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...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
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1 ReplyGr8 b8 m8
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1 Reply#ithinkuarestupidiratethisb80/8
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I think people should pay you when they read this thread. :) It's quality and logic all rolled into a few paragraphs.
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Gr8 b8 m8
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Well done sir. Well done.
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I'm thinking this may fly above most people's heads. :-o
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Best satire I've seen in awhile
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3 RepliesThis post is so ridiculous I'm going to assume its a joke.
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Edited by Pyrotech707: 10/16/2015 11:07:23 AM[spoiler]This is pretty decent satire, not to shabby. I find it interesting that some people think it's serious when it's some of the most blatant satire I've seen. [/spoiler]