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Edited by SonderSauce:
10/4/2015 11:29:24 PM
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If you saw Miley Cirus and Justin Bieber both hanging from a cliff, and you only had time to save one...
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10 Replies]>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired"
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1 ReplyI'd save the cliff then make a turkey BLT
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3 RepliesI'd save Miley, actually.
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I would ask them both who has the mayo and whoever does gets to live* [spoiler]*longer than the other[/spoiler]
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BLT for the win.
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Gotta go with PB&J, cuz this post made me realize I haven't had a PB&J sandwich in a really long time
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2 RepliesI would save miley and asker her for a slice of her tuna sandwich
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I'd hold an open auction for how much their lives are worth to them.
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1 ReplyAbout the title, I would save JB then when he gets up, explode myself and kill him with me. Yes, I'm willing to sacrifice my life for this world
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8 Replies#BLTMASTURRAZE
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Id auction off the rope. And buy the label with the money. Then ruin the auction winners life. And then, since theyre both big children, he or she will go OD on pills. And ill be rich with many sandwiches.
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Edited by nopenopenope: 10/6/2015 6:36:06 AMShut their mouth and nose so at least we can save small amount of oxygen. Oh wait. Sorry. Hmm..i don't know about sandwiches.
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1 ReplyShawarma
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What about a BLT grilled cheese?
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This has already been done.
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both of them are going to die and only the 12 year old girls are going to cry.
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Grilled cheese
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SO ORIGINAL
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I'd save my waifu.
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Edited by mrhal: 10/5/2015 9:44:30 PM︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ~• \O/ run! ah! \o/ | ^ ^
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Where's the "update status on Facebook" option
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Day bacon doe
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2 RepliesEdited by mrhal: 10/5/2015 4:05:24 AMI like BLTs with no bacon lettuce or tomato [spoiler]I also like French fries with no potatoes in them[/spoiler] Am i sick [spoiler]jk that would be cruel to humanity[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMeatball sub
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13 Replieswhat about a grilled cheese?
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BLT but it must be from scratch
