The speaker HATES this guy.
Went from 100 light to 290 in one day. Click the link below to find out how.
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Average sparrow driver learnt how to save on his next rare sparrow. Vanguard quartermaster wants this video banned.
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Click this video to find out how one guardian made legendary marks from home using this one weird trick:
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One hunter patrolled on the cosmodrome. What he found will make you cry!
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Cryptarchs HATE this guy.
Learn how to turn your legendary engrams into exotics using this £3 trick!
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Learn how to make up to 500 strange coins from the tower everyday!
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15 'locks who aged horribly!
#3 will make you cringe!
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See embarrassing footage of the hive God Oryx! The hive want this embarrassing video [u]taken[/u] down!
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WARNING! YOUR GHOST MAY CONTAIN DANGEROUS MALWARE!
Download ghost cleaner NOW!
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LOCAL CHRYPTARCHS NEED ENGRAMS NOW!
Rahool will never know!
-no tower card
-no signup
-no bullshit
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Local awoken finds £1 "sweeping pill"
Sweeper bots HATE her!
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Dearest friend,
My name is Abdalla Anasa, kell of the house of Kenya. I have recently been handed a fortune of 10000 legendary marks written in your great-great-uncle's will. Seeing as you are the only remaining blood relative, it is fitting you should receive what is yours. Provide me with your tower card details and I promise you 20%.
Take care and God bless you, my friend.
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Blues? In [i]your[/i] legendary engrams?
It's more common than you think.
Click [u]here[/u] to start gallery.
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A fireteam ventured into the dreadnought.
What they found in this chest shocked the world. Click [u]here[/u] to find out more!
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This baby vandal was found in the cosmodrome, blind, deaf and alone.
Don't scroll without saying "amen"
*random emojis here*
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Here in my garage, just bought this new 1000 yard stare over here.
But you know what I love more than my 1000 yard stare?
Shotguns.
And that's why I installed these 3 new shelves to store all of my shotguns. I use 1 shotgun, everyday.
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Thanks to all! (Good thing I bumped this back to life!)
Apparently the MOTW was parodied off of this...
>:|
Side note: anyone needing a clan, or just a group for some casual chat and fun, feel free to hit a request to me :D
This is proper satire :)
~Spartan laser
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1 Replybump, its dying get a defib!!!
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1 ReplyAhamkara? In [i]my[/i] armor? It's more likely than you think.
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3 RepliesOMG the cryptarch one
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I love the tabloids
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2 RepliesFree exotics from any engram! Click [url=http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ]here[/url] before they run out!
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1 ReplyLove this
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2 RepliesWhich vanguard looked the hottest at the speaker meeting?? Find out by watching Aliens and enemies (a&e) tonight at 7:30 EST
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1 ReplyThese are brilliant but they still pain me to see
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6 RepliesMeet single Exo Females: NEAR YOU! [i]3r0t1c is 1km away from you and is looking for fun, click here for information![/i]
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1 ReplyGreat post dude
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18 RepliesHot Fallen singles in your area! None of them are Taken!
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1 ReplyPrecision damage! Apply directly to the forehead. Precision damage! Apply directly to the forehead.
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1 ReplyThis is one of the best I've seen so far lol nice job!
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1 ReplyThis is one of the best threads I've seen in a long time.
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1 ReplyYou win the internet today guardian
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lmfaoooo
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1 ReplyPlease change your name and name. Jk I love it, just jealous. My favorite weapon [b]ever[/b].
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1 ReplyOp is.. pc?
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1 ReplyEdited by TheOdyssey96: 9/27/2015 8:34:15 AMThese are gold. Especially the cryptarch one
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1 ReplyThis is amazing.
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1 ReplyBest satire post ever
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Bump!
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1 ReplyThis is faker than the porn ads
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1 ReplyATTENTION TO ALL WHO USE THE SATIRE TAG this is real satire, not just plain sarcasm, not something you truly believed in then edited in a satire tag, no this thread is actual satire. Good job OP, you actually made a real satire thread.
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