This guy is invisible to women. He's even invisible to his own family. Not that they care. He has a character with 300 light. FEAR HIM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEAR HIM.
Imagine him trying to contribute to a real life debate. "BUT I'M 300 LIGHT, IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU NEED A PHD" "HONESTLY GUYS MY LIFE CONSISTS OF STARING AT A SCREEN AND CHANGING MY CATHETER EVERY SO OFTEN, YOU SHOULD TRY IT" "DID I MENTION I WAS 300 LIGHT AND I MANAGED TO DO A NIGHTFALL?!?! WELL I DID, I SWEAR TO GOD I DID" "I HONESTLY DUN A NIGHTFALL GUYS, HONESTLY"
I can just imagine that's the kinda shit he comes out with when he's eating a meal (was gonna say with his girlfriend, but we all know this guy -blam!-s palm and her 5 sisters every night)
Your heads so far up your own arse every time you breath you inhale more of your own shit.
But don't worry, he managed to do a nightfall and has a character with 300+ light, that will get you through. Would be a shame if your mum stop paying your internet bills tho... NO MORE DESTINY, IMAGINE THAT!!! You'd probably have to get your own supply of catheter bags aswell man. Probably have to get a dealer sorted out for them, they are pretty expensive...
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Hey i found a shitload of Catherter tubes at a warehouse auction the op is free to buy them of me as he might need them
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Yeah just ship them over to I'm a bitch Also a -blam!- No one can help me lane Did I mention I'm a bitch 1M B3TT3R TH4N Y0U
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Someone call a doctor this guy's just nailed him a new one xD
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"Someone call the doctor, im out of bags for my catheter" OP shouts to his mother with a harrowing tone. "hell no" she shouts back as she unplugs the router. OP screams as he runs up the wooden steps from his mothers basement to the ground floor "but momma, you said if I did the dishes I could play all day" "Well you said you'd stop being a -blam!-, but here we are... Having this conversation again"
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Have you ever thought of being a comedian
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Nah not me, I don't have enough stories that are funny enough man!
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Bump to fire the OP elitist who get carry to have light 300+, but still have 3400grimoire... ... and a K/D of 9.00 because of 13 deaths, during the Nightfall... [spoiler]Couldn't resist.[/spoiler]
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Hilarious
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Hahaha bump