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Edited by Merkd: 9/24/2015 2:53:29 PM
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This guy is invisible to women. He's even invisible to his own family. Not that they care. He has a character with 300 light. FEAR HIM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD FEAR HIM. Imagine him trying to contribute to a real life debate. "BUT I'M 300 LIGHT, IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU NEED A PHD" "HONESTLY GUYS MY LIFE CONSISTS OF STARING AT A SCREEN AND CHANGING MY CATHETER EVERY SO OFTEN, YOU SHOULD TRY IT" "DID I MENTION I WAS 300 LIGHT AND I MANAGED TO DO A NIGHTFALL?!?! WELL I DID, I SWEAR TO GOD I DID" "I HONESTLY DUN A NIGHTFALL GUYS, HONESTLY" I can just imagine that's the kinda shit he comes out with when he's eating a meal (was gonna say with his girlfriend, but we all know this guy -blam!-s palm and her 5 sisters every night) Your heads so far up your own arse every time you breath you inhale more of your own shit. But don't worry, he managed to do a nightfall and has a character with 300+ light, that will get you through. Would be a shame if your mum stop paying your internet bills tho... NO MORE DESTINY, IMAGINE THAT!!! You'd probably have to get your own supply of catheter bags aswell man. Probably have to get a dealer sorted out for them, they are pretty expensive...
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