I do, if you think Legos hurt try stepping on a deer antler, even if you stop before you stab your foot that shit still hurts.
What pain do you know?
[spoiler]tbh I haven't really felt too extreme pain. The worst I remember is when I fell on a bike handlebar and got a two inch wide bruise about an inch from my balls
Or there was the time in 6th grade when there was an infection in my ballsack for two weeks. It wasn't excruciating pain but any pain in the balls is bad[/spoiler]
Edit: People here have gone through some serious shit
Edit 2: Over 100 replies. I can now call this thread a success.
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The worst pain I ever experienced was when I smoked pep spice. For those of you who don't know, pep spice is a synthetic marijuana knockoff that became popular when I was in high school because it was legal then. I was ripped almost immediately, and the usually pleasurable waves of energy (best way I can describe it) that run through your body when you're high on pot were a thousand times more intense and actually hurt... a lot. I felt like my blood was boiling at a thousand degrees, and I was curled up in the fetal position for a good three hours (it lasted that long) wishing for death just so the pain would end. It was far worse than any real physical pain I've ever felt. The worst part about it is I knew it was all in my head, that my body wasn't actually in physical pain, but that didn't make it hurt any less, that didn't make it seem any less real. Stay the hell away from pep spice, kids.
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1 ReplyImposter! You aren't spooky toast!
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One time masterhand slammed me onto the stage :(
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Only pain I've really had was my leg from snowboarding twisted it like felt like bone pop out but it didn't had to be in a full leg cast for like a year and alot of therapy...
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1 ReplyGot hit in the face with a golf club (Driver). That hurt pretty bad
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I KNOW I ENJOY EVERYONE ELSE'S!
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I was once punched in the balls in middle school. Hurt like all hell.
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1 ReplyI was bitten in the eye by a German Shepard
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3 RepliesYou don't know pain until you've had a kidney stone.
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Everyone who said no
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Edited by TheQ5: 10/7/2015 11:07:04 PMCar crashes really suck. The chronic back/leg pain that results from car crashes hurts even more. Protip: Don't get into car crashes. It really sucks. I'm not even 25 and I get to look forward to a lifetime of moderate-to-severe pain because of them. Yay herniated discs, fractured vertebrae and sciatica!
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During football I broke my foot twice, broke my leg and tore two back muscles in two years.
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4 RepliesEver get kicked in the balls?
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When I was around six I was playing with a steel chair, and it snapped on my foot. I shatterd my ankle and my foot. Worst pain ever.
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Tell me, do you bleed? [spoiler]you will.[/spoiler]
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Childbirth
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Jumped a small flight of stairs and cracked my head on the edge of the basement ceiling. I landed on my back with my head hitting the staircase. Didnt hurt. Got up and started playing with my motorcycle track toy again. Then i noticed blood on the floor, touched my head; bloody fingers, looked over at the stairs; trail of blood drops, freak out; "MMOOOOOMMMM!". Off to the hospital where they [u]used my hair as stitches[/u]. That was painful for a 2nd grader. Cracked/chipped tooth with a cavity that exposed a nerve. Left untreated for a month? brutal. For the last week I needed painkillers to sleep (for like 6 hours), and was frustrated all day long. Oh, I should add that a wisdom tooth was pushing on that broken tooth too. Picked up my dead cat off the road, he was less than a year old, and he slept on my bed every night. 16 years old or something like that
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I went to pick up a ping pong ball and split my head open on this metal box on the wall. Shit hurt like hell. Also, over the summer I had the worst stomach pains come out of no where. While I was on vacation, too. It hurt so -blam!-ing bad
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Split my lip wide open in first grade. I was sledding during recess and slipped while running back up the hill.
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2 RepliesAlmost fell off a 200 meter cliff
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I was in labor for 12 hours...
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2 RepliesI circumcised myself at the age of 12
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Ever had to get a tube into your bladder? How about twice, in the same day?
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2 RepliesTrue pain is getting a ball kicked into your dick
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I know the pain, of knowing much. You think being smart is fun, it's terrible!