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9/14/2015 10:04:17 PM
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What Should I Say to My Mom for Her Birthday
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Congrats on leveling up
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HAPPY EMERGE FROM YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA DAY.
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1 ReplyThe best thing you ever made was me
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Just say Happy Birthday and give her a hug?
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3 RepliesEdited by Zappo: 9/14/2015 10:28:54 PMI have had feelings for you since the day I climbed out of your port hole *Get down on knees and give oral sex*
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-blam!- you
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If you can play an instrument, learn happy birthday.
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Happy birthday Momnigul
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1. Thanks for not swallowing happy birthday mom 2. Thanks for not taking it in the A happy birthday mom 3. Or you know do something that really surprises her. Have her take the day off you get up and do everything she normally does in a day laundry, cook, clean look after your brother(s) and/or sister(s) if you have any. Tell her she doesn't look a day over (cut age in half insert here) with a straight face no smiling. It's cheap easy and will mean more then anything else you can do.
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"Happy bitrthday"
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I killed the Hamster
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Edited by The Vagrant One: 9/14/2015 10:15:41 PM"Mom, I wanted to get you a present, but something came up and I just couldn't afford it." Then go back to your room and start playing your copy of The Taken King, which is where I'm assuming all your money went. She'll understand.
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1 ReplyThink of something yourself. That is far more meaningful than just copying what someone else says.
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3 RepliesYou leveled up your subclass! You get to choose one new perk. Backache Arthritis Brittle bones -25% stamina Tight muscles Double prescription lens glasses I hope she has a sense of humor.
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This ruin predates humanity by a few billion years. -Ghost
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"Happy Birthday, Mom!"
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1 ReplyWhat happened to a normal "Happy Birthday!"??
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A wife
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1 Reply"Thanks for making a creampie with dad!"
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This.
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GIT GUD SCRUB. You're welcome OP I'll see my self out.
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Hey its my mom's birthday
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Birth.
