What are your last words gonna be before you die?
edit: 150 comments were trending!
edit: almost 400 damn kids
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#Offtopic
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What if you're immortal?
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Do penguins have knees?
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Take good care of the children *cough* cough* DEAD*
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Either "long live the empire!" Or "Death to the stormcloaks!". Maybe even both.
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I already died so..Watch RvB season 6 : reconstruction ending. And, i am a motherfuсking ghost.
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Yours, not mine.
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WITNESS ME!!!!
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SUCK MY DICK YOU -blam!-ERZ
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YOU SHOULDA TRIED HARDER! I'M NOT DEAD! HAHAHA!
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3 RepliesTo my son= you are better man than your daddy could ever hope to become. Grow up strong, keep a good heart and also love your family. My middle child ( daughter) = you are my angel my princess. Always know daddy loves you, keep a good head on your shoulders and chose the right path. My baby ( daughter) = you may not know this now but daddy loves you more than you could ever know. I wish I was around long enough to see your life unfold. Daddy loves you sweet heart. Be brave and know I will always be watching and protecting you from heaven. To my wife= my queen, my life, my love. You are my greatest triumph through life. Without you there was never a me. Grow old be happy and know I will wait for you upon gods golden shore. I long for The day I can hold you within my arms once more. Ahhhhhgrrrrahhhhh dead
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1 ReplyI'm not afraid of death I just don't want to be there when it happens -Me
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To my friends and family- my life wether it was short or long it dose not matter... Only if I am able to live on in you hearts for ever. I must go now my friends there is something waiting for me. A life hopeful. Where will it take me? *vision fades to black*
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Defeat Xylar for me, bud.
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"Come closer, there's something life-changingly important I must tell you... When you..." <dies>
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I never killed Xylar
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Fist.... Me.... DADDDYYYY!!!!
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MEOW!
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The 1 million dollars is buried with the number 867-5309... Call for more info.
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WATS THE KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA!!!!!!!! *dies*
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1 ReplyEdited by LowIQPlayz3445: 10/6/2015 4:11:51 AMHey guys, look! There's a creepy derelict alien spaceship sending out a distress beacon on this rock in outer space. Let's go investigate and screw with any mysterious eggs we find on board.
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Fck me a bus!
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This is how I would die: Me to my grandson - "Your generation relies too much on technology" My grandson - "No, yours does!" He unplugs my life support.
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NO I DONT WANT TO SEE RNGESEUS! HE WAS SO RUDE TO ME!
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1 ReplyWhat....*cough*.... *moan*.... Are.... *gasp* ..... Those?.(heart monitor stops beeping)
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2 RepliesDelete.. My.. Browser.. History....
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1 ReplyYour mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries *dies*