{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by CallMeMercyX:
9/1/2015 10:42:51 PM
22
Flood, help me with the ladies!
100% true.
So I'm waiting for my father after football practice today. As i'm doing my homework to pass the time, I hear someone call my name. I look up to see three smiling girls walk my way. I mean, when you're a socially awkward obese kid, and three fine ass young ladies come talk to you, you get a little nervous. So I try to hide it by pretending to text someone. They ask me how my day was and what position play in football. They were just trying to be friendly, but I'm the kid who doesn't associate with girls a lot. Maybe my dad was right about chicks digging athletes. IDK. I just need some advice on how to be cool. You can all you want about me being young and shit. I'm not asking how to get her to f*ck me, just how to approach someone without getting nervous as -blam!-.
And when I mean fine ass, I mean tits and ass bigger than most of my female teachers.
English
#Offtopic
-
Go for the teachers
-
Toast/Envelope
-
3 RepliesGive us some pictures of them so we can decide on the best course of action.
-
1 Replycan't understand the story 3 girls walk up which are you talking about also are you actually obese or just being modest
-
1 ReplyIn all seriousness, I do have one question. How do 13 year old girls have bigger tits and ass than actual female adults?
-
1 ReplyB E T A As Fuuuuuuuu
-
Edited by Oxie: 9/2/2015 12:52:06 AM...my advice will only hinder your quest
-
1 ReplyToast/envelope
-
3 RepliesYou want them to fúck you ? Nasty
-
1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Toast/Envelope
-
3 RepliesHmmm.... Be her friend ask if she wants to hang out
-
1 ReplyAsk her for her name and number and then tell me.
-
3 RepliesDon't be a such a little pussy and listen to your father
-
5 RepliesLearn to talk to them. I don't care what you look like, if you know how to speak to women, you can get any girl out there.
-
1 ReplyBe confident but don't be a confident prick
-
2 RepliesShow them your penis
-
1 ReplyJust be confident in who you are and Don't shy away from them when they talk to you. It sounds cliche but being confident in who you are is the best thing you can do. Especially in a world where everyone wants to be something they're not .
-
21 RepliesI feel you bro
-
4 RepliesDon't ask the flood for relationship advice.
-
3 Repliesbut u r
-
1 ReplyThis is [b]not[/b] a good place for that answer lol
-
