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Edited by irishfreak:
10/4/2015 11:02:59 AM
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Whoever posts the best joke gets a Blacksmith shader!
Giving away this one blacksmith shader to whomever can make me laugh the hardest. Will try to read through as many as I can.
Edit 1: omg I'm laughing my ass off! These are really funny jokes and the winner will be announced in 2 days via private message. Good luck to you all!
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A guy walks into a bar.[spoiler]ouch![/spoiler]
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Edited by The Jon Bon Hoagie: 10/4/2015 4:18:34 AMA man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie pops out. "Hello there! As a genie, I am to grant you three wishes and three only." "I only want one," the man replies. "Oh. Well. Go ahead. Wish away." "I want to be hung like a black man." The man never stopped running from an angry mod since that day.
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1 ReplyEvery 10 replies I add a joke. Why don't you see hippopotamuses hiding in trees [b]they are good at it. [/b]
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Don't be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
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[quote][url=https://i.imgur.com/9ZBfr7u.jpg]this says otherwise[/url][/quote]
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Why did the Guardian cross the road? [spoiler]he was looking for his wallet[/spoiler] [spoiler]he bought the Taken Wallet DLC[/spoiler]
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Women's Rights.
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. Blood
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The size of your peepee[spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]
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How do you say blow job in Turkish? [spoiler]Garr Garr Garr[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy cant orphans play baseball [spoiler]cuz they cant find home[/spoiler]
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So there was a competition in my local newspaper where whoever could come up with the best joke would win a prize. I submitted ten of them because I was sure at least one would be the winner. No pun in ten did.
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I don't want to tell a joke. I want to tell a story. Here goes: So last Friday i went to my high school's football game. A guy in the stands and I had a bit of a disagreement. Next thing I know he's throwing cheese, ice cream, and butter at me! No joke! My first reaction was, "How dairy!!!" But then I calmed down and thought, "no use crying over spilled milk." Okay so obviously this post was actually a joke. But I don't care! I'm gonna milk it for everything it has! I don't give a crap if it's cheesy!
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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Because everyone's gotta have a little good in them.
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4 RepliesJesus, Moses and an old man are playing golf. Moses hits his ball and it lands in the water. He walks out to it, touches the water with his club and the water parts, allowing him to play through for a birdie. Jesus hits his ball and it lands ON the water. He walks on the water to it and plays through for a birdie as well. The old man hits his ball and it sails up into the air, hits a hawk then falls into a tree, hits a squirrel and ricochets into a neighboring yard where a dog catches it in his mouth, runs across the fairway and drops it on the green where it rolls into the hole for a "Hole in One". Moses looks at Jesus and says: "I hate playing with your Dad".
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a belt made out of clocks? [spoiler]A waist of time! *duh duh chess*[/spoiler]
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This post
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A baker puts two muffins into the oven. One says it's hot in here. The other says HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN.
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Ever hear about people getting struck by lightning? [spoiler]its quite shocking[/spoiler]
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Guys he already decided a winner stop it. [spoiler]By the by the funniest joke ever is in your mirror[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesBlonde woman walks into a comedy Bar and a ventrilaquist is saying blonde jokes she gets upset and says " I'm tired of all you guys coming in here and talking mess about blondes " comedian tells her that he is very sorry and that it's what he does for a living the blonde quickly gets upset and tells the man " you sir stay out of this I'm talking to the little me sitting on your lap"
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This post.
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2 RepliesWhy was the Archon Priest locked up? [spoiler]Vandalism[/spoiler]
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What's hunters worst nightmare? [spoiler]hammers[/spoiler]
