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Edited by Happi sniper:
9/3/2015 12:45:43 AM
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The last thing you did is how your Guardian will die
I was making dinner.
May his bravery be remembered.I
Edit: Seems like a lot of people are dying from masturbation. Careful Guardians these are tough times.l
Edit: May the brave guardians that faced the wrath of taking a shit Rest in Peace.l
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1 ReplyCleaning a toilet. The indignity.
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Wait forget my last one. It was watching that new Pokemon go thing. Honestly I still died because I dont like it at all xD
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Eating a hot dog xD
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Masterbation
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Edited by 28 stab wounds: 9/10/2015 5:43:05 PMPeeled a bannana and ate it. So My guardian either got his skin peeled off, or I ate him. lol
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Taking a piss, or sitting down
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At least mine would be more appropriate. Pushing onto a wrapping machine a one ton pallet order...of cosmetics. Yep...death by lipstick...
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Damn, making a paper airplane
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I was at the gym. Looks like my Titan is gonna die getting mad gains. It's the way he would've wanted it.
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I took a shower.... Oh
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1 ReplyDeath by tacos lol
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Studied music to death, not a bad way to go!
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2 RepliesEating a kit Kat bar? -blam!-
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1 ReplyPlayed around with my sniper in a pub (tf2) [spoiler]totally not dirty in any way.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChanged a diaper. Those things can be lethal.
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Changing blades on a swather....dinklebot must've hit the wrong button
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1 ReplyMath class work... Yeah that's not too unusual for a Titan lol.
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Loading a roof with shingles, must have blinked off the roof and died.
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1 ReplyNice! Eating a Burrito, not a bad way to go!
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He looked at the new trailer and died out of pure awesomeness
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Viewing a Destiny forum?
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If your guardian died while you were masturbating that would require your guardian to take damage..... Which means your controller would vibrate...... Which means a lot of you guardians have some explaining to do......
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1 ReplyWorking. Sounds about right.
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1 ReplyEating lasagna.... There are worse ways to go
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1 ReplyFighting seemingly endless waves of Covenant Elites. Maybe he's just missing in action...
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Pooping
