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7/11/2015 6:04:04 AM
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Xûr is Love, Xûr is Life
I was only 13 years old. I loved Xur so much. He always brought me all I wanted ;)
I rated to Xûr ever night before he came hoping that he would sell all that I need. Xûr is love i say Xûr is life. My dad sees me and called me edicted. He's just jealous of my 365 Gjallahorn and 3 34s. I called him a scrub and he Melees me and makes me afk. My character was sitting and I was crying. I feel something touch me. It's Xûr I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear: "The nine rule not me" He grabs me with his cloaked hands and throws me on the vanguard table. He pulls down his pants to expose his big shinny ice breaker. He penetrates my charge slot btw I'm an Exo. It hurts so much but I did for Xûr it's the least I could do for him selling the last exotic I needed (plan c) Xûr makes a loud groaning noise as his face tentacles begin to quiver. My dad walks in to my gaming room Xûr looks through the TV screen at my dad and says "it's all Nine now" Xûr leaves the tower. Xûr is love Xûr is life.
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