Your in a firey building ready to jump from the third story onto a trampoline to your right the closest object is your console xboxboner fagstation4 gaytendo 64 etc etc...... the closest thing to your left is your gf p.s she's a 10/10 but she will never blow you closest thing you get is to touch her butt
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 8/9/2015 3:48:00 AMWell, we are implying I have a girlfriend, but heck why not? I would choose the girlfriend. I can buy a new console, I cannot buy a new girlfriend.... [spoiler]not legally anyway[/spoiler] Also, there's something below where I'm going to jump right? Because it's either something breaks my fall, or i break my legs
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Gf hands down.
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Should be a poll
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3 RepliesWhat GF?
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I'm single but probably my girlfriend
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-blam!- that, console any day
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I am single. Consoles
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Assuming I have a GF
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Considering she can move for herself I'd take her to the edge, and get my console and follow behind. Like, after she's off the trampoline though.
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My girlfriend.... [spoiler]too bad she's been dead for almost 2000 years.[/spoiler]
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Saved the console before even looking to my left.
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Console, they don't lie and argue back!
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Obviously console. Who's stupid enough to pick the other?
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Console because it exists
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Gf, if I had one.
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One holds your hopes and dreams..... And the other is your gf
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The one that have a life to live
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1 ReplyIs this seriously a question? Of course gf. No console is worth more than love
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I'll keep the one I've got
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3 RepliesEdited by PVBeachin: 8/8/2015 9:47:46 PMGf because I could buy a new console, but I can't buy a 10/10 gf
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Jokes on you! I dont have a con....gf. [spoiler]cries [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMY GIRLFRIEND IS MY CONSOLE! -blam!- YOUR CHOICES
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1 ReplyWell I mean they both steal my money...decisions decisions
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This is a retarded question. My girlfriend obviously. I can always buy back my consoles.
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Don't have a gf so the games.
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3 RepliesGaming system. If it has Witcher 3 in it. Which it usually does. No way I'd give up those 100 hours of my life