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Edited by Tx J reddy:
8/6/2015 12:21:26 PM
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Dumbest fight you've ever had with your wife or gf
What's some of the dumbest arguments you've ever had with your counter part?
Give me a few and I'll add mine.
Invited about 10 friends over for drinks and bbq. Everyone is in the living room.
Wife: omg babe did you just fart
Me: no?
Wife: God, you smell like straight ass
Me: wtf? I didn't do anything
Wife: I know the smell of your farts, it was you.
Me: you know the smell of my farts? You do understand that sounds creepy af.
Wife: you don't smell it
Me: of course I fukin smell it, it smells terrible
Wife: that's bc you shit your fukin pants
Me: I didn't do it, holy shit get off my dick
Wife: admit it, don't be embarrassed
Me: I didn't do it, fukin shit go bother someone else
Wife storms off but not before screaming: "I'm going to stab you in your sleep"
Me: bring it on whore
I look around noticing everyone is staring me.
Me: I really didn't do anything
I follow wife into the bedroom
Me: wtf just happened, get the stick out your ass and come back
Wife: my stomach hurts and it was me. I didn't think it would stink!
Me: you truly are the devil
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#Offtopic
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Let's get this thread bumpin
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NECROBUMP!
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1 ReplyTHIS IS STILL F IN GOING ..... shun shun shun shuuuuuuuuun
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Hello it's me I was wondering If after all this time You'd like to meet [spoiler]And tell you "Necrobump"[/spoiler]
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A bottle of bleach
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yoshi doesnt fight with other yoshis
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Aw u and Ginger are so cute ;3
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I honestly don't remember any, just the break up......... and even that one didn't have an argument...... damn
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1 Replyfound out shes talking to another guy as in she is telling him when I get off work and that they can hang out when im asleep or at work and I have no clue who this guy is. anyway haven't confronted her about it don't know how yet, HELP PWEESE
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1 ReplyEdited by VII: 4/17/2016 2:13:03 AMmy GF and I had a 10 minute long surprisingly intense, high-octane beatbox contest once. [spoiler]we look back on it and are like why the f[b]u[/b]ck did that matter so much.[/spoiler]
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I got bitched out by my wife because she had a dream that I cheated on her. It was a dream!!! After I finally convinced her of how dumb that was she was still ill AF all day. Women's logic is a cruel mistress
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She cried because I didn't want to watch Say Yes to the Dress with her instead of The Walking Dead by myself.
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I slapped my friend in the face with a banana in class and she got embarrassed for me when the teacher told me to keep the banana to myself while trying not to laugh
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1 ReplyWhose penis is bigger
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3 RepliesMy wife is like my gallahorn[spoiler]i don't have one[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWe got into a small argument because i did hard raid without her.
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She always complains that she doesn't exist
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1 ReplyLol I dont that..... [spoiler]ok maybe[/spoiler]
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The one where she said its over
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Resurrection bump.
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I fell asleep once in her room, and in my sleep I knocked over her slushy and some spilled on the carpet. She got mad at me because I didn't help her clean it, but I didn't even know I did anything wrong. I was still deep sleeping, she didn't even try to wake me up. When I woke up, I thought everything was okay, then I went down stairs and she just told me to go home. 😢
