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Edited by CanuckCaliber:
7/27/2015 7:52:07 AM
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Chuck Norris jokes: Destiny Style
I'll start:
- Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov
- Chuck Norris doesn't fly to planets - they fly to him
- The lighthouse is where Chuck Norris lives
- Chuck Norris locked the Vex in the Vault of Glass
- Every round is a one hit final round for Chuck Norris... in his auto rifle
Any others? I'm not great with lore but I get the feeling that lore would make some great ones. (I will put up honorable mentions)
SuitedDust26277: chuck Norris gave birth to oryx
ForgetfulDrunk: Crota's shield doesn't regen in the "Presence of Chuck Norris"
AxeColossus: atheon had to ask chuck Norris what time it was
LankeeClipper: the impending doom that Rasputin saw coming wasn't the darkness, it was Chuck Norris
Cloudless9: gorgons try to be stealthy to avoid the chuck Norris gaze
Mxadvent: chuck Norris is the reason the cabal are running
RedDeadWeight81: the lighthouse tries to get to Chuck Norris every weekend
ElectroClaw: Before they fought Chuck Norris, the fallen were called the Standing
ThatShaunGuy: Skolas checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before he sleeps
RejectedShot: Chuck Norris can blink... on his titan
AngryBovine1419: Xur waits for Chuck Norris to arrive
Prinze: No matter your level, chuck Norris will always appear with "???" next to his name
YoSoyJackBauer1: The only bounty that Chuck Norris can't do is the post mortem bounty
AnimeFreak0: When you shoulder charge Chuck Norris... YOU die
Dalmori: All of the vault space we're missing... Chuck Norris has it
RagingPandaKC: Chuck Norris once killed the entire opposing team... then he spawned in
UraniumBoss235: RNGesus prays to Chuck Norris
Becket113: Chuck Norris can reload golden gun
TackyKid45: Chuck Norris once used fist of havoc, it is now known as "the big bang"
Nova_FrostV2: Crota's Oversoul was destroyed by Chuck Norris's gaze
Agito: Aksor refused to get out of his cell when he saw Chuck Norris
English
#Destiny
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Chuck Norris once sneezed and now his snot is known as the taken
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Edited by Link Stark: 9/13/2015 11:24:33 PMChuck Norris doesn't use gjallorhorn, gjallorhorn uses him. Chuck Norris is RNGesus
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Crota was chuck norris' failed clone
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Nova Bombs aren't caused by Nova reactions; They are Chuck Norris' thoughts breaking the time space barrier; thats how out of the box his ideas are-----> out of this universe but soo vast they explode their way back in.
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When chuck Norris reach the phsion flayers they never came out
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All guardians, except Chuck Norris, use Light as a weapon. When asked why, he simply said "Too slow..." The weight of darkness is lifted by the Presence of Chuck Norris. If you try to kick Chuck Norris from your fireteam, Chuck Norris kicks you.
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Edited by Bizomin: 9/13/2015 10:08:43 PMChuck has once taken an hive knight ,now the knight calls himself orixy
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The Ghally complains that Chuck Norris is "too OP"
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2 RepliesWhen chuck Norris kneels, Crota disconnects
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Gjallarhorn (Pre-Patch) was complaining that Chuck Norris was OP.
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Crota's sword is a strand of Chuck Norris' beard.
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1 ReplyThe Stranger had time to explain to Chuck Norris
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Who is chuck Norris
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Xur saves up strange coins to buy Chuck Norris exotics.
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"Chuck Norris has a 365 khvostov." That one has got to be one of my favorites. All of a sudden I am very jelly of Chuck Norris. I want a 265 Khvostov dammit!!!!!
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1 ReplyI saw this one in another thread [i][b]Before Chuck Norris the Fallen were called the Standing[/b][/i]
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin,only a third fist
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Edited by Northern Border: 7/27/2015 3:39:18 AMFactions level up for Chuck Norris shaders
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titans now have the Word of Norris as an impenetrable shield super
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this is wack
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Chuck Norris completed every Eris Morn bounty every day.
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Want to know the reason the joys of wolves rebelled? Because chuck noris came into the prison of elders. Why is variks the only member of the house of judgement? Because chuck Norris had a beef with them.
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Chuck Norris [i]is[/i] the ghallahorn
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4 RepliesChuck Norris's sparrow is a Dodge Ram pick-up Truck
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Chuck closed his eyes once and the darkness was born
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