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Accidents or things I didn't mean to happen that were painful is split between three things... 1. I fell off a swing at 8yr and broke my skull in 9 places. I was unconscious for four hours and woke In a hospital bed... 2. I was 6 and running in a swimming pool I slipped and fell on some stairs. I broke my jaw in 3 places and shattered my front teeth and my still growing adult teeth inside my jaw. I remained conscious that time though. But hospital was a bit worse as the reconstruction required general anaesthetic which made me throw up when I came round with a messed up jaw, it was painful because the stomach acid burned. 3. I got in a fight in Nepal with a biker gang as they were harassing this girl I knew. I was 16 and they use a piece of metal bar to break my cheek but the metal parts in me didn't break which was good because it meant I could fight back which they didn't expect and meant I sent two to hospital with me... I didn't need Surgury yay... The self inflicted things are a little hard as well... 1. I was putting up some roof lights in a friend barn when I was 15 and put the power drill through my finger. It was a two hour motorbike ride to the hospital I drove myself, (clutch was on the left axel karate on the right. (My middle finger on the right hand. The surgeon said it may heal and be fixed straight) but I recovered with full movement. 2. I was in a rowing team and we wanted to win Regionals, in the event of a tie you re run the race ten minutes after the last one... On the second run we won but I did throw up in the boat and at the end had cramp in both legs and fell out the boat with my feet still strapped in and fell on my oar. 3. As a teen I used to race in the 400cc category Motorcycle class, I rode a Honda vfr400. 1988 model. I fell of on a 80k corner and instead of sliding out I flipped and the bike landed on my ankle and shattered it. I had to have Surgury again... My family and wife ask that I stop doing stupid stuff but last year I stared skydiving again... They already hate me multi pitch rock climbing... Ah well she did marry me ;)

Testicular torsion about 3 years back. Threw up four different times that day. Very painful indeed.

I used to do skate a lot before I got into gaming and I are shit on a rail, broke my jaw and nose

being the ground in a currently ungrounded and powered 50k volt circuit... not fun, everything hurt... everything...

When I was 5, I uh hit my head on a table corner, went straight into me head like a blade

Reading some of the topics in these forums.

Drowning is extremely painful. As is dislocsting your knee and damaging all tendons and ligaments in it. Also some anesthetics don't work well on me so I've had a root canal and other dental work without anything to help. It was a blast.

Sprained my ankle 2 times in 20 minutes, same direction

I was jumping on the beach when I was about 6 or 7. I was jumping over the waves but then I landed on a piece of glass that went into my heel.

Bamboo spear hitting right above my eye

food poisoning. couldn't eat or drink anything without violently vomiting or shitting it out. lasted about 6 hours and I legitimately thought I was going to die alone on my couch in a South Dakota snowstorm.

This didn't happen to me but at baseball practice a kid was laying down with his eyes closed and he never wore a cup so some other kid thought it would be a great idea to clear him in his nuts with his metals the kid started crying but the coach didn't care since he was being lazy

Had my big toenails surgically removed (reocurring infection), and the novacaine didnt work. I felt every slice of the scalpal.

Kidney stones enough said

Broke my arm and bone was sticking out. It happend in a basketball game and I had to go through 20 min drive hiding my arm with the bone sticking out, and no it was not in an ambulance where they could've made me comfortable it was in my dads car, just me and him. Kinda funny because when I got to the hospital the person who was at the desk walked up to me and said "let's see what's wrong...mm...yeah it's pretty broken"

Stupid kid tweaked my neck so hard when i moved just the slightest i screamed in pain. I still get pain every once in awhile and still cant move it all the way to the right.