We all have a scrubby skeleton in the closet. Get it out here. Confess
I'll start.
My name is gump5ter40 and I used to have 2 hunters and I switched gear all the time to hit max level. The shame
Some amazing answers here lol
Lots of guardians coming to my church to confess. Remember this is a safe place guardians. Free from judgment. You are safe here. The traveler forgives your sins. There is some darkness in us all ...... Let the light of confession extinguish it !!!
GIT SCRUB GUD !!!! (User submitted)
Gonna rename this to thorn users anonymous
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#Destiny
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I only have one 34. I have been playing since the begining. I decided yesterday I wanted to play a hunter until I realized when ToK comes out you can ding your character 25 instantly. I haven't touched my poor Hunter since, Also bought GHORN last week... :( The shame!!!
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My spear has final round BUT it has no aim assist(I think)
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1 ReplyI use thorn and blink/shotgun No h8 pls
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1 ReplyI've only gone flawless with LFG groups. Not the carry kind, mind you, but randoms who also hadn't gone flawless before. ❤️ LDR 5001+thorn
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4 RepliesI tbag someone so when they do it back I can self Res and make them piss themselves......
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I have yet to do the vog or crota hard.
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Scrubs Episode 14 FTW
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I use thorn then kill myself on purpose for the postmordom bounty
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1 ReplyI farm blades of crota in the "fist of crota" story mission. In pvp I jump and hover over doors and wait for people to run through so I can land on them with my shotgun, which is a party crasher with shot package of course. I'm so sorry for all those I've hurt...
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I sometimes die on patrol missions
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2 RepliesEdited by TacMaster8: 8/9/2015 5:23:24 PMI'm a level 34 Warlock and I deleted all exotic bounties because they were too hard. [b]Thorn Bounty:[/b] I just couldn't get enough void kills in crucible. [b]Pocket Infinity Bounty:[/b] Does anybody really expect me to ruin my rare fusion rifle collection? [b]Invective Bounty:[/b] I tried to get a positive k/d for three weeks, then I realized: I should stop killing people and start saving them. [spoiler]This is why my k/d is bad[/spoiler] [b]Super Good Advice Bounty:[/b] I farmed machine gun kills for five minutes, and then I realized what I was doing, went to orbit, and ripped apart that yellow piece of paper [b]Bad Juju Bounty:[/b] I looked the strike boss in the eye. He then started shooting purple eye beams at me. I ran straight at him, my fist of havoc charged. Right after I activated my super, it hit me: I was a warlock. My teammates could see a burning man in a dress fall next to phogoth and be torn apart by his melee. They shrugged and just killed him with Black Hammer. After I went to orbit, I checked my bounty. I still had 24 strikes left. I dismantled my bounty, knowing that I wouldn't have the attention span to complete it. [spoiler]I completed the Bad Juju bounty on my second try[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI had to spit shine my bathroom floor once. It took a lot of elbow grease.
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I used to have a final round spear but I rerolled it for firefly and field scout after I realized I was being a bad person
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Edited by HardSquirrel: 8/17/2015 6:17:07 AMI still am not entirely sure how to relic during the gatekeeper checkpoint :( I also use 2 hunters to get gear faster.
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1 ReplyMy first Atheon kill was pushing him off… I was the Warlock…
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Back when hard Crota first came out and LITERALLY you HAD to be a hunter to swordbearer or your team wouldn't let you if you weren't, I deleted my warlock and made a 2nd hunter so I could kill Crota at least 2 times a week
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I teabag people in pvp.... At the end of the game I have 10 kills and 23 deaths.
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I guess I'm a casual scrub for buying gally
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I forget to teabag after scrubs get rekt from my thorn/felwinters. What a disappointment I've been... [spoiler]This is satire for all those salty plebs[/spoiler]
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My name is Borado Triel and I covet other guardian's weapons because I'm to lazy to grind for them myself
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Edited by Deemo: 8/17/2015 4:54:30 AMSame I used to have 2 hunters, until I realized my scrubby ways I also use blink. And final round(I love the supremacy and I can't reroll it so yeah)
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I HATE running the sword because crota is a beast and slices me in my arse every time :'(
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I still don't know how to run the Sword in Crota's End. Also, I've never used the Hand Cannon in the Crucible. Only ever Auto Rifles and once in a while, Pulse Rifles.
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I use thorn for trials and haven't beaten skolas
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I love to MELE everything. LOVE to mele everything. Love to mele EVERYTHING.
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Didn't know I could do bounties to upgrade weapons so I deleted my first Gjallarhorn because I thought it would take to long to level up. Needed the ascendant energy anyway.