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Edited by Sardonyx:
7/3/2015 7:28:52 AM
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Creatively open this door
Go on, you can do it
On the other side of this door is a big ass tv with video games, football games, and beer/vodka
Let the party commense
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#Offtopic
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COULD USE CANNON TO MELT IT.... IS THERE ANYBODY TRYING TO STOP ME OR JUST THE DOOR?
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1 Reply9:04-10:35
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-Ocram uses anarchy- *it summons a group of people* destroy the vault.
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That's not a door it's a vault
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Edited by Imperator Nokov: 7/20/2015 10:58:23 PMF*ck it in the lock.
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-creatively opens door- -observes OP lied- -walks away-
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"Shit, it's down!" *runs over to dead thread. Revives thread* "You will survive! YOU WILL SURVIVE!"
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There's no food on the other side so I creatively walked away.
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1 Replylaser beems can melt steel doors
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Whisper sweet words at the door, make it feel like the best door in the world and lay my hand on its knob and softly rub it. After 2 minutes of being sweet and rubbing I will softly whisper : "[i]now let me in baby."[/i] And that's where the door will open for me.
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2 Replies1. Grab a mirror 2. Look in the mirror and see what you saw 3. Take the saw, cut the mirror in half 4. Putting two halves together makes a whole 5. Go through the hole into the room
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-shoot the door open -throw vodka out -steal the tv -Hook up an MP3 player to some speakers in the room and have it play nonstop AC/DC songs. -Rob the entire house. -Skin the owner and use his skin as a warm and fluffy coat. -Find the keys to a new Bugatti -Falls asleep in Bugatti -I woke up in a new Bugatti -Grab a Five seveN from a lockbox in said Bugatti -Shoot another house up with the Five seveN -rob that house -AC/DC music still playing max volume -Get the keys to the White House in the house -Take a straight razor from the bathroom -Grab the suppressed AR-15 in the house -Shoot up the entire neighborhood -Get in Bugatti -Perform drive by's on the survivors -Drive away to the White House with my 100,000,000 I got from a house -That neighborhood was "Thunderstruck".
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I punch it.
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3 RepliesEdited by oc jay: 7/20/2015 6:05:28 PMStep 1: Reach out with hand Step 2: Grasp the knob thing in the middle. Step 3: Shout "WOOOLOOLOOOLOLOLOLOL" Step 4: Take hand off of knob thing and ninja kick the door open. If attempt fails, call Chuck Norris. Mr. Norris will then shove his hand through his phone, into the Matrix, out of your phone, and punch the door, opening it. Step 5: Walk through door. Step 6: Begin to play anything but Destiny. Step 7 (optional): Put hand through phone screen to enter the Matrix. Take the blue pill (if that is the pill Neo chose.)
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6 RepliesDuct-tape Grif to the front of a sturdy log and ram it Grif-first into a large container full of lava, which could soften the lock enough for me to beat Grif against it until it breaks open. I would then present Grif's burnt pancake of a body to Sarge so that he promotes me to leader, so that I may create a better future. A future filled with SIMMONS!!!
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Kool aid man style OHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHH
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Microwave it
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1 Reply>Koolaid man through the wall next to the door >Oh Yeaaaahhh! >Open door from inside
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2 RepliesDoors are for people with no imagination. *warps through wall
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3 RepliesThere is no door, and therefore it cannot be closed. Walk through door
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Simply open the door
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Walk around it and cut the metal around it
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5 RepliesEdited by PONETHEPOON: 7/20/2015 4:21:05 PMAh, the [b][i]Door of a Thousand Truths[/i][/b], I know this door. This door is a three stage, sensory lockdown V5, titanium blast door. 1st, you must have brought [b][i]cold water[/i][/b] with you. You pour the [b][i]cold water[/i][/b] on your [b][i]dick.[/i][/b] You brought [b][i]butter[/i][/b] too, yes? Great. Next, put the [b][i]butter[/i][/b] on your now extremely flaccid [b][i]dick.[/i][/b] Now, take your [b][i]flaccid butter dick[/i][/b] and squeeze it into the first lock. Step one is halfway complete. 2nd, you'll need to have brought your [b][i]smartphone[/i][/b] to watch some [b][i]p[i]orn.[/i][/i][/b] Not just any [b][i]p[i]orn[/i][/i][/b], either. This is a sensory lock, so the second one is on a decible-lock. Search through the depths of Xvids and come across the legendary [b][i]Bree Olson Squirting Compilation. [/i][/b] Play this on full volume. Only the shrill ear-breaking screams of [b][i]Bree Olson[/i][/b] will crack the second lock. This will also harden your [b][i]dick[/i][/b], completing the first lock. Now, the 3rd and final lock. This one is heat based. Actually, the lack of heat. Right now your warm erect body is pouring heat onto the doors surface, keeping the 3rd lock in place. To counteract this, you will [b][i]shit in your hand[/i][/b] and [b][i]rub the shit over your entire body[/i][/b] (aside from butter-dick). Now that your body is [b][i]covered in shit[/i][/b], twist your penis to unlock the door, and you're golden. [b][i]enjoy the party with the rest of the horny butter-scented men covered in shit.[/i][/b]
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Edited by The Deputy: 7/20/2015 4:48:43 PMI look into its reflective surface, and see what I saw. So I take that saw, and chop a nearby table in half. And, as everyone knows, since two halves make a whole, I crawl out that hole to the other side. Cake.
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Go around to the back... ram car into back... dance in money
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What be this piece of sheit that be in my way?! [spoiler]AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT[/spoiler]
