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Edited by R merc G:
6/28/2015 3:40:33 AM
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I'm so bad at Trials, that...
There are so many brag posts about PvP prowess here. How about a thread where those of us who are not great can poke a little fun at ourselves? After all, if you call me a "scrub" it doesn't matter, because I already know. I'll kick it off...
I'm so bad at Trials that...
I help other 0-3 teams go 1-3.
Edit: Thanks for keeping this thread going and making it entertaining. I wanted to drop in and share a few of my favorites from the past few days. I'll give credit to the poster.
I'm so bad at Trials that...
- during the drop-in, it shows me standing with the other team. (Veni Vidi Ludi)
- when I purchase trials passages, Brother Vance gives me the passage already with 3 losses on it (Soullessgun1919)
- my thorn dismantled itself in shame (cammycakes)
- I actually won one round and reported a bug (manicdrake)
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1 ReplyI dominate with the ill Will hand cannon
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Brother vance told me I've reached my weekly allowance of boons. He also said, ready to waste 9 more? [spoiler]scrub[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm so bad at trials, even my son doesn't want to play with me
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I'm so bad at trials that everytime i loose it counts for my whole passage.
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You're the real MVP
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Trials is ran by thorn and fel winter lie
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Im absolute garbage in trials but good in control and rumble/salvage.
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2 RepliesIs there matchmaking for the trials?
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My weapon actually jammed.
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I'm so bad at trials I run around the entire time screaming "I MISS SKOLAS". I'm also so bad at trials that when the match loads and were standing next to the other team the game says "Guardian Down" and my teammates yell at me.
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at trials, I always get "back in action"... On the heavy round :(
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I stopped playing now for 4 weeks it's the best option trails is shit
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8 RepliesI'm so bad at PvP in general I haven't even attempted Trials! Under K/D in my stats it just says "You don't wanna know"
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Im so bad im not going to play it anymore till its skill based matchmaking
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Dude I need your help getting 0-3 I just can't do it its to hard........
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at Trials that a passage card for me is listed at 25,001 glimmer...
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4 RepliesAll non flawless players should go on Monday so we might actually get matched against each other and have a good fight instead of the usual massacre
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at Trials that... - I will go to Mercury with NASA before I go in Destiny - I buy the 'Favor of Osiris' for the free win and [i]still [/i]end up going 0-3
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I'm so bad at Trials I loose even though my lag switch is a waffle and a banjo.
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5 RepliesEdited by MoldyScarecrow: 6/25/2015 11:25:29 PMI'm so bad at the trials.....Super Good Advice said I should quit.
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2 RepliesOsiris gives me a passage token that is already pre-filled with 3 losses.
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at Trials my opponents think they are playing PVE. Just call me Greg...
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2 RepliesI'm so bad at trials, that I spawn into the game dead
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at Trials I go to the Moon and pretend it's Mercury.
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I'm so bad at trails I got the gally for going 0-9
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1 ReplyIM so bad in trials that our team will go 3-0 or 4-0 and lose 5 straight games. (this seems to be my teams thing...)
