There are so many brag posts about PvP prowess here. How about a thread where those of us who are not great can poke a little fun at ourselves? After all, if you call me a "scrub" it doesn't matter, because I already know. I'll kick it off...
I'm so bad at Trials that...
I help other 0-3 teams go 1-3.
Edit: Thanks for keeping this thread going and making it entertaining. I wanted to drop in and share a few of my favorites from the past few days. I'll give credit to the poster.
I'm so bad at Trials that...
- during the drop-in, it shows me standing with the other team. (Veni Vidi Ludi)
- when I purchase trials passages, Brother Vance gives me the passage already with 3 losses on it (Soullessgun1919)
- my thorn dismantled itself in shame (cammycakes)
- I actually won one round and reported a bug (manicdrake)
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2 RepliesEdited by ShutterSoul: 6/28/2015 3:00:23 AMI am so bad at Trails that when I join a game, my Xbox catches on fire to prevent me from playing... or maybe that is because I have Doritos clogging up the air vents...
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I am so good that when I get a negative K.D the game shuns me and gives me the apple error...
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I'm so average. I usually go second or best on my team but I've got no one great to play with. It's kind of annoying that the only way to go flawless is be the best, second, or third best of 29 people
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2 RepliesI use trials to farm for passage coins.
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Dude I feel you, went 5-3 today for the first time, got me some cool boots, and that was my first and only exile armour
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I'll team up with anybody on xbox 1 just to mess around. I suck so bad at trials they revoked my passage.
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Im so bad that i got my 5th flawless today
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2 RepliesGo -blam!- yourself
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2 Replies...that i just had a twitcher carry me. [spoiler]YOLO[/spoiler]
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I could hardly care about Trials anymore. Now, I try to get a "WTF?" reaction from the enemy. Either suicide every round or run as level 20s. Actually kind of fun doing the 20s.
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I go in just to give someone an easy win. Like this thread
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I'm so bad at trials, no one let's me play, so I've never actually played it!!
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[quote]I help other 0-3 teams go 1-3.[/quote] Lmao. My and my "team" are right there with you.
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6 RepliesI'm so bad at Trials I threw money at the screen to see if Luke Smith would give me wins
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i'm so bad at trials that i go -1/6
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My best score is -1
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2 RepliesIm so bad at trials i deleted my hunter to reset his k/d
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I'm so bad at trials my card comes with 3 losses already =(
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32 RepliesI'm so bad at tria...... Wait no I'm not, kappa
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4 RepliesCan't say you're garbage bro, honestly I've looked at the Forum lfg Trials of Osiris Team Finder. And what I've noticed is that majority of those players asking for flawless have K/D's of 0.6 - 0.8, I even seen a flawless player with a 0.5 K/D! It's not you bro you just need to find the right team. I'm nothing but an Average player with a 1.1 K/D and haven't went flawless because my team mates don't know how to play or use tactical formation. But otherwise good luck man, I'm sure you'll make it to the lighthouse soon.
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I'm so bad at trials that my no land beyond gets hate mail.
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Edited by Mikebroad99: 6/27/2015 8:46:10 PMI'm so bad at trials I suicide with heavy just to get it over with
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I'm so bad at trials I used my golden gun on a wall.
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2 RepliesI'm so bad at Trials I call it Trials of ARE YOU SEROUS!?
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...even after killing the enemy team it still counts as their win.
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1 ReplyI dominate with the ill Will hand cannon