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Edited by R merc G:
6/28/2015 3:40:33 AM
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I'm so bad at Trials, that...
There are so many brag posts about PvP prowess here. How about a thread where those of us who are not great can poke a little fun at ourselves? After all, if you call me a "scrub" it doesn't matter, because I already know. I'll kick it off...
I'm so bad at Trials that...
I help other 0-3 teams go 1-3.
Edit: Thanks for keeping this thread going and making it entertaining. I wanted to drop in and share a few of my favorites from the past few days. I'll give credit to the poster.
I'm so bad at Trials that...
- during the drop-in, it shows me standing with the other team. (Veni Vidi Ludi)
- when I purchase trials passages, Brother Vance gives me the passage already with 3 losses on it (Soullessgun1919)
- my thorn dismantled itself in shame (cammycakes)
- I actually won one round and reported a bug (manicdrake)
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25 RepliesI'm so bad at trials that during the drop-in, it shows me standing with the other team.
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11 RepliesI'm so bad at trials I actually won 1 round and reported a bug
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I get kicked to orbit and error code: YOURE WELCOME
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I'm so bad at trials that I was disbarred and can't practice law now
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I'm so bad at trials that I got a pair of arms for losing.
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I'm so bad at trials that my passages now have space for 3 wins and 9 losses.
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2 RepliesEdited by Canad1anBacon37: 6/28/2015 4:50:53 AMI'm so bad at trials that i'm not! [spoiler]I think I stumbled onto the wrong thread here[/spoiler]
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I got 99 problems but a passage coin ain't one.
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I'm so bad at trials - it's a tribulation!
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I'm so bad at trials that my gally wolf pack comes for me instead
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at trials I try to get my teammates killed just to say I killed someone.
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7 RepliesI'm so bad at Tr- Guardian Down
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I'm so bad at Trials that getting 1 kill would qualify as my new 'personal best'. And, when your teammates prefer you jump off the map to your death so you won't get in their way.
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I am so bad at trails that my own weapons start shooting at me.
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I got more kills throwing my controller at the wall than i did actually playing. (Grenade kill i shit you not hahahahaha)
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10 RepliesLooking for ToO team: Must have gone 0-3 before Must be -0.7 k/d in pvp (I will check) Must have maxed Thorn AND Final Round sniper Must be able to pull their own weight (people staying alive after 30 seconds will be kicked without hesitation) [spoiler]I'm so bad at Trials I can't even go 0-3. Still have the first passage card I bought in week 1 of How ;) (beat that scrubs)[/spoiler]
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I went 1-3 in trials With the free win buff
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4 RepliesI'm so bad I get two mercy boons per passage card
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3 RepliesI'm so bad at trials that every time when I buy a passage I hear guardian down and the cryptarch tea bags me.
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at trials every time I buy a passage I get a "Are you sure?" Prompt.
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1 ReplyEdited by Tenth: 6/28/2015 6:49:43 AMI'm so bad at trials that... Lord Saladin entered ToO and told the other team to "Show some mercy"
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I'm so bad at Trials that my Hawkmoon's lucky procs damage [i]me[/i].
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4 RepliesIm so bad at Trials , i ask Professors Broman for pointers
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at trials that getting the stone tier is an achievement for me [spoiler]not even joking. my best is two wins lmao :([/spoiler]
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I go 0-9. Technicall that's flawless. Ha!
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So bad that I'd pay $20 for someone to take me flawless
