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Edited by R merc G:
6/28/2015 3:40:33 AM
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I'm so bad at Trials, that...
There are so many brag posts about PvP prowess here. How about a thread where those of us who are not great can poke a little fun at ourselves? After all, if you call me a "scrub" it doesn't matter, because I already know. I'll kick it off...
I'm so bad at Trials that...
I help other 0-3 teams go 1-3.
Edit: Thanks for keeping this thread going and making it entertaining. I wanted to drop in and share a few of my favorites from the past few days. I'll give credit to the poster.
I'm so bad at Trials that...
- during the drop-in, it shows me standing with the other team. (Veni Vidi Ludi)
- when I purchase trials passages, Brother Vance gives me the passage already with 3 losses on it (Soullessgun1919)
- my thorn dismantled itself in shame (cammycakes)
- I actually won one round and reported a bug (manicdrake)
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In so bad at trials that The Trials crashes
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Brother Vance at Vance at this stage pusses himself with laughter, literally and falls to the floor crying when I try to get a new passage. He also sends me hate mail saying 'get gud scrub' during matches.
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Looking two players to probably get wrecked in trials. Seriously, add or inv me. I'd like to win but all those must be flawless and go to light house posts are boring, let's just play. Be as crap as you like. I am. Gt above
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If I win a round I report myself for cheating
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I'm so bad at ToO my xbox spits out my disc
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I think somebody has done this one already but I'm so bad at trials I spawned in losing 0-4
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2 RepliesI am so bad at ToO--That I get kicked back to login screen, without a chance joining back. I am so bad at ToO--When I spot an enemy team member, I start digging a grave..
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2 RepliesI can help people go flawless.... [spoiler]The enemy team[/spoiler]
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I'm so bad at trials, when I buy my passage brother Vance just hands me my passage coins and says, "come on, we all know what's really going to happen".
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I'm so bad at ToO that-- I spawn dead with no count down timer to auto spawn
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1 ReplyI am so bad at Trials that I won't bother to try it even though I have 30+ Passage Coins saved in the vault.
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I'm so bad at trials I don't go to the lighthouse I go to the outhouse.
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25 RepliesEdited by Goose: 6/28/2015 3:04:28 AMI've gone flawless over 8 times and I'm willing to help! I doubt I'll be able to get people through completely flawless but I should be able to get you at least 7 wins if you listen to what I say. Me and my bud just got a dude with a .6 kd through flawless for his first time :) pm me if you want help and I will try my hardest EDIT: I AM ON 360
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3 RepliesIm bad at trials, but would still be better than ShesMyNerd when he dosent use a mouse and keyboard [insert lenny face here]
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I am so bad at Trials that... I go 0-9 when I play.
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im so bad at trials that i always help out teams go flawless [spoiler][spoiler]by loaing[/spoiler][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at Trials that I spawn already dead, so no one has to waste bullets on me :)
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1 ReplyI'm so bad at trials i use auto rifles
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1 ReplyThanks for actually spelling trials correctly instead of spelling it "trails".
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1 ReplyIm so bad at Thorn of Osiris, I actually had to [b]use[/b] the Thorn D:
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Wait, this is a team based game type? Go figure
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Im so bad at ToO that my blink has no strike.
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I'm so bad at trials that when I look at someone I get hit with Thorn.
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People lobby surf (cherry picking matches) to find me.
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I'm so bad at Trials that I try to revive the enemy team...
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5 RepliesI'm so bad at trials that I don't try it anymore. Plus destiny (or any video gsmes) shouldn't be played on weekends. There's too much else to do. Weekdays after work is my sweet spot. Figures they created ToO and started it on Fridays cause they made it for try hards with no life.
