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6/5/2015 9:37:55 PM
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Quote me:
Destiny is a game set in the future where humanity is reduced to worshipping a false god shaped like a giant tennis ball that, like the "real" god, just sits there and doesn't actually help anyone. People kill each other in an arena to hone their skills, but that's ok because they all get jesus'd by these little offspring of the false tennis ball god called ghosts.
When they're not killing each other, they venture out into the frontier on a holy crusade, slaughtering any other sentient beings they can find, including four armed refugees, overweight fast food customers from mars, malnourished ethiopians on the moon, and brain dead prosthetic people on venus.
They do all this in the name of the speaker, a self proclaimed omnipotent politician who hears voices he believes to from the tennis ball god but are more likely a hallucinogenic reaction to huffing little blue balls of light. The speaker could tell us why we do the things we do, but he won't.
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Bump this
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Let's play spot the atheist.
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And here's your definition of a atheist
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LMAO this is perfect!!!
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Lmao.
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Thank you for making my day
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8/8 just gr8 m8.
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Now that kinda sums it up nicely
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Your story is too good... ACTIVISION will shop it off into the crappy stuff, fire you and sell it to us for $50
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Best forum response I've ever read...beyond 8/8 lol
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[quote]The speaker could tell us why we do the things we do, but he won't.[/quote] He won't or he has no time to explain why he has no time to explain?
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Lol so true
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Lmao at "brain dead prosthetic people on Venus"
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Gold.
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The tears first started at "malnourished Ethiopians". Thank you for bringing me a smile!
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Rofl! That is the [i]best[/i] description for anything ever! I r8 8/8.
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Edited by A 7th Spectrum: 6/6/2015 4:16:52 AMM8 this is gr8 m8, I would like to congratul8 you m8 on this gr8 post, no h8. I r8 8/8 m8, I don't h8. My friend K8 r8s 8/8 as well m8. I guess it is your f8 to d8 k8. So don't be L8 for your d8 with k8, ok m8. By the way m8, my name is N8, gr8 to meet you m8. Well, it is getting L8 m8, so have a gr8 d8 with k8 m8........... 7..........
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Put this on the back cover of the game
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This!!!!!
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Omfg I just died
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