So I know the majority of Destiny players have an excuse for not reaching the Lighthouse because "hurr durr im out getting laid kiddo no time to git gud" like you can't do both. I feel you. I know what it's like to suck at this game (disclaimer: not really) but I'm looking out for you.
So here's my idea to allow everyone to get that sweet Osiris loot (and PoE too)
Introducing - Legend Packs!
These DLC packs will allow you to just buy the gear from Osiris with real money! These packs are made with the casual player in mind. Why improve your skills in the hobby you chose when you can just throw money at the problem!
Osiris/PoE Apprentice pack : $4.99USD - One random weapon with random perks
Adept pack: $9.99USD - 3 random weapons with random perks from both loot tables
Master pack: $14.99USD - 7 random weapons and perks from both loot tables
Osiris Legend pack: $24.99USD - All the Osiris Goodies with random perks!
Why play the content only those evil "Elitists" can do when you can just buy your way to the top!
*Just so we can keep the peace I'm going to inform you that this is only satire. I KNOW the people of these forums, I KNOW how you like to attack personally any chance you get because you feel so high and mighty. You talk bad about "elitists", let me tell you are no better than them when you attack on a personal level. So please, act civil. No need for me to report you for harassment.
-
9 RepliesNaw.. They should just change it so that you have to get 9 wins on a card. Regardless of losses. The whole 9-0 thing is bullshit, especially because once you hit 8-0 matchmaking will bitchsmack you extra hard for that final match. But it's doable.
-
Edited by Nate Ls Garbage: 6/4/2015 12:38:26 PMturrible
-
1 ReplyTbh I just want the armor
-
1 Reply#satire?
-
6 RepliesDidnt even read. GO -blam!- YOURSELF How dare you insult the trials of osiris!!! I defend that name to the -blam!-ing death! If you suck dont -blam!-ing post! Just shut up and do the cheesy raids and the prison of fellers!!! Yes i went to mercury! I DONT -blam!-ING CARE!! I was worthy to go there!
-
Please take this post down... Please? Activision already implemented pay-to-win in advanced warfare and we REALLY don't need anyone giving them the idea that micro transactions are ok... Please?
-
1 ReplyWhy on Earth would a casual gamer pay extra money? People are already complaining about not getting enough worth for their money and you would have them pay more for content that is already in the game? This is funny
-
1 ReplyWhy would you even make a post like this? Do you feel happy when you realize people can't read?
-
Please don't make this joke again. Bungies gonna be like " they want that? Oh shit well give it to them then" and we'll all be royally -blam!-ed
-
5 RepliesYet another salty scrub. When will it ever stop. I'm no elitist, yet I still get to lighthouse every week. It's not hard, you just suck. Stop complaining, find a good team, and just enjoy the ride.
-
This is funny
-
1 ReplyYou are a complete idiot. This must be satire or you took bath salts before posting.
-
1 Replyyou must not be one of the streamers charging people for carry a thru good for you but bungie sees money there mot getting so this will probably happen
-
wow, i didn't even need the foot note to know this was satire, but yet here we are where 90% of the people completely missed it and are taking this seriously, well played sir, you truly do know this community!!
-
I was thinking similar. Just like other games have their gun/car/etc packs
-
Brilliant. Take all of my monies.
-
The worst thing bungie could do is start micro transactions.
-
5 RepliesEdited by DarthParoxis: 6/3/2015 5:08:31 PMYou must love freemium games
-
2 RepliesREAD THIS NOW https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/126992741/0/0
-
2 RepliesSTFU!
-
no no and NO. Not ever should any game ever be pay to win, if you dont win at trials ,well you shoudln't get into the lighthouse?
-
Micro transactions are never the way
-
Battlefield does this, it makes a lot of sells.
-
19 RepliesGit gud scrub
-
A lot of people are already buying their way to the lighthouse. ...they're just paying or "donating" and subscribing to streamers. I could care less about reaching the lighthouse...went 9-1 twice and that's fine.
-
I was so close to 9/0 but some -blam!- came along and used their supers every 5 seconds