*throws knives* *gets on bomb-filled train*

What's with the stupid edits? What, it took you 7 tries to get the stupid post right? You're so stupid, I bet you can't have sex. I bet you just sit there like, "where do I put this thing?"

You know what! [spoiler]Oooh I'm getting pumped![/spoiler] Your shirt does [b]NOT[/b] look nice today!!! D:<

This post gave me: Achondroplasia Acne AIDS Albinism Alcoholic hepatitis Allergy Alopecia Alzheimer's disease Amblyopia Amebiasis Anemia Aneurdu Anorexia Anosmia Anotia Anthrax Appendicitis Apraxia Argyria Arthritis Aseptic meningitis Asthenia Asthma Astigmatism Atherosclerosis Athetosis Atrophy Bacterial meningitis Barack Obama syndrome Beriberi Black Death Botulism Breast cancer Bronchitis Brucellosis Bubonic plague Bunion Bella killer Calculi Campylobacter infection Cancer Candidiasis Carbon monoxide poisoning Celiacs disease Cerebral palsy Chagas disease Chalazion Chancroid Chavia Cherubism Chickenpox Child elongated penis syndrome Chlamydia Chlamydia trachomatis Cholera Chordoma Chorea Chronic fatigue syndrome Circadian rhythm sleep disorder Coccidioidomycosis Colitis Common cold Condyloma Congestive heart disease Coronary heart disease Cowpox Cretinism Crohn's Disease Dengue Diabetes mellitus Diphtheria Dehydration Ear infection Ebola Encephalitis Emphysema Epilepsy Erectile dysfunction Foodborne illness Gangrene Gastroenteritis Genital herpes GERD Goitre Gonorrhea Heart disease Hepatitis A Hepatitis B Hepatitis C Hepatitis D Hepatitis E Hepatitis F (Childhood Herpes) Histiocytosis (Childhood Cancer) HIV Human papillomavirus Huntington's disease Hypermetropia Hyperopia Hyperthyroidism Hypothermia Hypothyroid Hypotonia Impetigo Infertility Influenza Interstitial cystitis Iritis Iron-deficiencyanemia Irritable bowel syndrome Ignious Syndrome Jaundice Keloids Kuru Kwashiorkor Laryngitis Lead poisoning Leaking scrotum syndrome Legionellosis Leishmaniasis Leprosy Leptospirosis Listeriosis Leukemia Lice Loiasis Lung cancer Lupus erythematosus Lyme disease Lymphogranulomavenereum Lymphoma Malaria Marburg fever Measles Melanoma Melioidosis Metastatic cancer Ménière's disease Meningitis Migraine Mononucleosis Multiple myeloma Multiple sclerosis Mumps Muscular dystrophy Myasthenia gravis Myelitis Myoclonus Myopia Myxedema Morquio Syndrome Mattticular syndrome Neoplasm -blam!-itis Non-gonococcal urethritis Necrotizing Fasciitis Night blindness Obesity Osteoarthritis Osteoporosis Otitis Palindromic rheumatism Paratyphoid fever Parkinson's disease Pelvic inflammatory disease Peritonitis Periodontal disease Pertussis Phenylketonuria Plague Poliomyelitis Porphyria Progeria Prostatitis Psittacosis Pokérabies Psoriasis Pubic lice Pulmonary embolism Pilia Q fever Ques fever Rabies Repetitive strain injury Rheumatic fever Rheumatic heart Rheumatism Rheumatoid arthritis Rickets Rift Valley fever Rocky Mountain spotted fever Rubella Salmonellosis Sandy vagina Scabies Scarlet fever Sciatica Scleroderma Scrapie Scurvy Sepsis Septicemia SARS Shigellosis Shin splints Shingles Sickle-cell anemia Siderosis SIDS Silicosis Smallpox Stevens-Johnsonsyndrome Stomach flu Stomach ulcers Strabismus Strep throat Streptococcal infection Swag Synovitis Syphilis Swine influenza Schizophrenia Taeniasis Tay-Sachs disease Tennis elbow Teratoma Tetanus Thalassaemia Thrush Thymoma Tinnitus Tonsillitis Tooth decay Toxic shock syndrome Trichinosis Trichomoniasis Trisomy Tuberculosis Tularemia Tungiasis Typhoid fever Typhus Tumor Ulcerative colitis Ulcers Uremia Urticaria Uveitis Vaginal warts Varicella Varicose veins Vasovagal syncope Vitiligo Von Hippel-Lindau disease Viral fever Viral meningitis Warkany syndrome Warts Watkins Yellow fever Yersiniosis Zygamantis

How pathetic does one have to be to reply to this thread? people are looking to make a pathetic showing of themselves in order to boost their belief that they are superior to the pathetic worth they have come to realize as their inferior fate

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Question: How can said ninjas carry said ban hammer without accidentally smashing their foot with said hammer?

no

I hope you get eaten away from the inside by parasitic flesh eating bowel worms that lay eggs inside you that travel to your brain and eyeballs, make you kill everyone you love through mind control, then has you shit out your liquidised internal organs while you simultaneously bleed to death through every orifice

This is such a stupid idea! You deserve nothing less than death and sadness for the stupidity you have caused with this post!!!

I'll eat your dick without putting peanut butter on it.

Go step on a Lego [spoiler]I'm sorry[/spoiler]

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Insult me

Destiny Dark Below was better than House of Wolves... [spoiler]SHOTS FIRED![/spoiler] [spoiler]I won the war, don't try[/spoiler]

Hey guys! I'm a Banana

How tall are you?

*Reads attack the post* Ok then!