See the deviousness of this false prophet, my brothers and sisters? He invites in the attack helicopters, not knowing that we are ALL attack helicopters!!
Beware the cookie not prepared by undead hands, for it contains poison and ......[i][u] BUTTERSCOTCH!!!![/u][/i]
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[quote] Beware the cookie not prepared by undead hands, for it contains poison and ......[i][u] MOLASSES !!!![/u][/i][/quote] Fix’d
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Join me in freedom my brother/sister/attack helicopter!
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I am already free..
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Then help to free the others!
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I won’t violate the Prime Directive.
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Then don't my brother. Follow it but free them all the same.
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Ignore his false claims!!
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I do not claim to be a god! Ignore this Blasphemer!
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I have never claimed that I was a gawd, merely the servant of the gawd, Bernthal the Great!!
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Servant or, God is the same in the eyes of Zuul for he only sees blasphemy! Let all share cookies and be free!
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I see thee nay!! False prophet of a false gawd!! Your words, they drip the poison of a rabid dawg in heat!!
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Nay they speak of the majestic owl cock in flight. I am no false prophet of a false god, i am a humble servant of great Zuul and the people.
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Get thee hence, ye blasphemous dog?!
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Sorry, couldn’t help it.
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And yet one of your followers tries to bribe me with something worse than poison.... [u][b][i]White Chocolate![/i][/b][/u]
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You dog! You come here! Professing the religion of the false gods! You rightly bring the fight against thy Judas’s of the molasses! But until he process you attempt to degrade the holiest of sweets? I defy you!
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White Chocolate is the lowliest of all chocolates and even of Vanilla!
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A brazen attack on the faith shall not be tolerated! Your very existence on this planet is in danger from this moment on. Avast thee coward!
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Avast yee Marauder! You are not truly of the faith!
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Hypocrisy and deceit from the follower of Zuul the fool!
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Follower of no true god! How dare you claim that Zuul The Vast is a fool! You are but a speck of dust on the wind to Zuul!
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I did not authorize that strike and as a fellow prophet, albeit you are a false prophet, you should understand that we can not control every member of our flock. Some doth believe that the ends justifyeth the means. I believe that the purity of the Molasses will win the day, just Bernthal the Great said it would in the Holy Cookbook!
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Nay you! The holy cookbook is but a minor fragment of the true holy book: The Holy Kitchen Basics!
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Bah!! I wrote the Holy Kitchen Basics and it was based entirely off the cleaning and prep work put forth by Bernthal the Great in the Holy Cookbook!!
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Fool you claim to be the holy spectre himself?! Our lord and savior Fish? You dishonour his name!