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Edited by Unseelie Nil:
9/27/2018 10:18:27 PM
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How Do You React When You See A Friend In Public?
Last night I saw one of my old highschool buddies at Walmart.
So I shouted their name to get their attention and then aggressively danced down the aisle towards them as they watched in horror.
So what are your strange rituals?
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Depends, who is the old friend? Usually I shout out their name and say "wassup my dude or dudette, long time no see etc..." Certain friends I would probably hug even.
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2 RepliesI try to be funny by making a joke but end up being awkward and reminding them why we haven't hung out in awhile.
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Eliminate them.
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1 Reply[quote]Last night I saw one of my old highschool buddies at Walmart. So I shouted their name to get their attention and then aggressively danced down the aisle towards them as they watched in horror. So what are your strange rituals?[/quote] >friend Pfft, normies.
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Basic greeting and go about my business
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It depends on the friend One of them I pretend I have a restraining order against The other I talk about smoking crack and worshiping the devil with Another I just say yo to and walk by with a brief but solid knuckle bump
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1 ReplyI pants myself and do the "helicopter", as it's a universal act of respect and love.
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depends how well i know them, if its well enough to approach them i may approach them if I'm in no hurry...
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2 Replies“Heeey hottie what’s up?” “Ooooh look at this hot piece of ass” we’re pretty effing weird.
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Ay cousin ya wanna go bowlin'?
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1 ReplyDepends on who it is. If it's a close friend I sneak up on them since I can sneak up on people pretty damn well lmao. I'll scare someone almost to the point of wetting their pants 8/10 times xD
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1 ReplyAayy, lookit dis!
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Mug them. I gotta eat and do heroin, mostly heroin.
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I walk towards them awkwardly trying not to smile until I'm close enough to say, "hey what's up" without having to shout it
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3 RepliesI've never told a living soul... but... . . . . i typically scurry away and hope they didn't see me [spoiler]no spoilers [/spoiler]
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Assert my dominance by holding my arms up as high as possible
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There are weird names I have for some of my friends. When I see other friends I give them a handshake as we pass each other in the halls. Me and my best friend tap each other on the shoulder and try and hide every time we see each other. And finally for some friends I make a sort of t-pose, but I bend my arms to make more of an m shape
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Friends? What’s that
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3 RepliesI glare at them and walk at them slowly waving at them creepily
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4 RepliesI dont go outside [spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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I put my arms in a position similar to the Best Mates dance but I don’t move them, in fact I don’t move at all. I just stare at them until they mirror me, and then we move closer until we are in a passionate embrace. [spoiler]sometimes you’re more than comrades[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyComment on how lucky it is he’s still alive after I took out half the universe
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I don’t do it personally but I have seen a fella shoot his friends with pistol fingers and then holster them . He deserved a slap if you ask me.
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1 ReplyAutistic slurping noises
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I accuse them of rubbing their genitals on me
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“I REMEMBER YOU FROM MYSPACE”
