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8/29/2018 11:22:04 PM
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If Offtopic were to make a family tree...
Where would you belong?
I’d be that old hand-me-down computer system.
English
#Offtopic
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1 ReplyYou know what’s funny is that I have a black guy in my family tree. [spoiler]Hes been hanging there for years[/spoiler] [spoiler]welp I’m banned[/spoiler]
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I’d be that ugly, disfigured twig that fell off the tree and was ran over by the lawnmower x weeks ago
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The one cousin who is too old to play with the kids and too young to talk with adults. I think. What the heck does that say about me...?
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The obnoxious smart ass who’s music you always hear when they are approaching from over a block away
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1 ReplyThe guy who got perma-banned and had to make an alt. ;-;
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Probably a speaking bird of some kind.
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I’d be the one cousin nobody is entirely sure about.
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I’d be the person arriving 20 minutes early...and probably dressed too nice.
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1 Replythe great uncle who was a commander in a long forgotten war. why eventually came back and published a satire newspaper filled with occasionally educational posts
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2 RepliesThe rich bachelor uncle.
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2 RepliesI'd be the one that was removed from the tree for being a disgrace
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21 RepliesAnybody else here [i]really[/i] like cheerios?
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6 RepliesI’d be sleeping
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2 RepliesThe one everyone forgets was invited to the family gathering
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The kid that has success but somehow gets away with doing f**k all.
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2 RepliesI would be the doctor.
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On the path that made humans. Whereas creationists would be on the chimpanzee path
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3 RepliesI would be the Legit little 6 year old who roasts all the Teens
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1 ReplyI’d be your killer
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2 RepliesThat one disgusting branch no one likes.
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4 RepliesThe edgy teen that everyone thinks has autism
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4 RepliesThe tree would be Achronos at the top, with hundreds of branches coming off of him because we are all alts of Achronos.
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1 ReplyThat one person who shows up to all the events doesn’t say a word than leaves
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2 RepliesThe drunk aunt that embarrasses everyone
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i would be the elf on a shelf of course
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3 RepliesWe would all be the final branches....
