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Edited by pbrme21:
8/2/2017 11:36:56 PM
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When did my guardian get married....
because all he does is nod his head and whatever he is told.
Edit:
Disclaimer: this is an attempt at humor. The following beliefs and views are not representative of the OP, Bungie, Activision, Jim, Bob, or Nancy.
[spoiler]sorry didn't think I would need to tell people this is a joke[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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Not really a farfetched idea... I assume the ghost is the wife. Sometimes it's incapable of shutting up, it constantly looks over your shoulder and makes you feel that you need it :)
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6 RepliesIf you really knew what it's like to be married you'd shut up and do as you were told. Did your wife really give you permission to have an opinion of your own?
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13 RepliesFidget spinners
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4 Replies[b] [/b]
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1 ReplyHe's probably married to the stranger, she left him, never came back... guardian just isn't the same ever since
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I didn't say "I do". And as Cary Elwes reminds us, if you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
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Don't get married! Just go out each weekend and find yourself a fat lass with low self esteem.
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14 RepliesSounds like you have a rough outlook on marriage. Some people actually have good spouses you know.
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Remember the last line our guardian spoke? To ghost: "I don't think we have a choice" Marriage confirmed! ;)
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3 RepliesI just find it hilarious that our character used to speak in vanilla and then just went mute. Like being resurrected f--ked his brain up and all he can do is nod and shoot. You sure you picked the right Guardian, Ghost? And people seriously? You shouldn't need to be told this is a joke. Use some common sense.
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That -blam!-ing disclaimer lmfao
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Lmao this post killed me a little, nice post OP :)
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6/6/2015
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1 ReplyJim, Bob, or JimBob?
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When did he get married? Apparently on December 9th, 2014. [spoiler]Good one, btw.[/spoiler]
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Mine was married to the civil servant robot hag at the reef outpost. Now every time I try to talk to the bitch she tells me to "move along"
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Edited by Darkethena: 8/3/2017 6:13:28 PM😂😂😂😂 So that is what ghost meant by he thinks he know why our guardian does not talk much anymore! It explains everything. 😂😂😂
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Props
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The ghost's puppet. That's all we are.
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Must have been married even before Destiny launched. Our Guardian was mostly quiet and only said that which made the game progress forward at the pace Bungie and Activation set down. You had no opinion or objection whatsoever. You got Resurrected after being dead for 200+ years only to go straight into being the Yes Man/Women/Whatever. So you can't really expect to be able to do much more than that now, can you?
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7 RepliesRemember the end to the Kvostov mission? That was your Ghost's proposal
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guardian can't get married ...... why because they are slaves of the vanguards
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5 RepliesWell, now when the camera focuses on your character, you can make Link sounds: Hiyyaaaah! Ooiigtik! Hioou! Hrrraaah! Yiiee! Yip! Uhteeeeiiigh! Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!
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3 RepliesI'm working on my second divorce. [spoiler]Don't Tell Her[/spoiler] The 1st One And What I Call 2.0 have the same name and birthday, I'm an idiot, and I still play destiny, coincidence I think not.
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Sounds like he's getting carried.
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7 RepliesI think you need to stop telling [i]yourself[/i] it's a joke. It's bad.
