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5/22/2017 5:43:33 PM
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A conversation with my 5-year-old brother
*Running around on patrol with bro*
Bro: I wanna fight a big boss! (what he calls raid bosses)
Me: Which one?
Bro: The taken king!
Me: Sorry, but you're too little to do any raid, let alone Oryx.
Bro: But I'm really good!
Me: You can barely aim! There's a lot more that goes into a raid besides shooting, and you're not ready for that.
Bro: But you say it's easy!
Me: I find it easy, but most people don't. Even grown-ups I've played with have a hard time.
Bro: EVEN GROWN-UPS FIND IT HARD!?
Me: Let's just say, people are stupid.
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyUnless you're 8+ years older than your bro, you shouldn't be here.
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6 RepliesI have made this point repeatedly. Kids are soft. Wow you can finish a raid!! How about raise and protect a family ? Do you need a safe space yet!? Probably
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2 RepliesWatch out folks next big name in fictional writing has emerged
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4 RepliesGive the kid a shot!!!
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3 RepliesBet I'll get reked by him on my main account. He sounds op. And op, don't call me stupid!!!!
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2 RepliesAll these cry babies bashing on the OP because what he says is true 🤣🤣🤣 haha! Mate your post is so true! I was playing with a grown ass dude struggling to do the bridge in Crota, note: he said he was off all day and lived by himself so he had all the time in the world and I was patient. Mate he ended up rage quitting so I invited my little cousin who is 9. . . We beat the whole Crota raid with ease bro lol. [spoiler] Y'all just salty because Y'all are those said grown up's who can't follow simple instructions. Bash me b!tch![/spoiler]
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9 RepliesIts cool that your older brother let's you play Destiny with him.
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6 RepliesTalk to your brother about war because he is about to get drafted for ww3 because of trump.
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7 Replies"What's Counter-Clockwise"?[spoiler] Immediately goes to orbit[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesEdited by SnakePayne86: 5/22/2017 9:06:54 PMLet me guess.... he's a hunter, the preferred class of squeekers
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6 Repliessounds like me playing with my same aged cousin. one time he asked me if I could help him with a mission he said it was a dark room with tons of enemies. I spawn in to the beginning of crotas end.
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21 Repliesumm, sounds too me like both of you are stupid for even playing this trash.
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1 ReplyIncompetent people are stupid.
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1 ReplyWhy would you ask which one, if you were going to say no anyways? What a tease.
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Yup. I find raids easy even though I'm nervous jumping in, maybe it's the fact that people want to ace the raid and end up screwing up themselves.
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25 RepliesTell brother to forget video games and learn something useful!!!
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1 Reply[i]He's in a rude awakening when he gets to real life.[/i]
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5 Repliesjust teach him left and right and he'll be better than most people i raid with.
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1 ReplyLol atleast let him fight oryx in the story mode with you lol
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1 Replysounds like you holding little bro back
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2 RepliesDude if most adults can figure that out I genuinely hope we can provide your country with humanitarian aid, because I'm driven to genuinely believe your country's populous has suffered horrific cerebral damage.
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Because counterclockwise is hard....
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1 ReplyMy friend often plays with his younger brother, and we both hate him. (The kids annoying, alright?) Now, I have been holding off doing a raid with my friend, due to the fact that his brother holds him back. Every week we her the same thing: "But I'm 387 light!" "But I did CoE yesterday!" And everytime I respond with: That doesn't mean you can be good in raids. Bottom Line: Children never learn.
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lol. Preach
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BRO: it takes one to know one
