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Edited by Tiny Førklift:
3/24/2016 12:37:32 PM
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Weird things that u believed as a child...
I thought that all adults were born adults, that all people in USA looked like obama because that was the only American face i knew. Well, obama is from Hawaii, but still.... I thougt that kebabs had dog meat in them.
Edit: Ok what the shit? 430+ replies?! Thats crazy
Edit2: 729 replies... Jeezez
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when i would bleed, i could smell my blood and think i was a vampire
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Everyone had penises, even girls
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6 RepliesThat girls were nice ( ;-;)
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That you get fatter while you sleep... [spoiler]my bro was feeding me putting in my sleep I recorded it[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI used to think that Washington had two football teams, the Seahawks and the redskins. I only realized the truth little under a year ago.
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3 RepliesTeachers live in school.
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My cousin said he cooked a guy named Bob and ate him. I then believed that he would kill me in my sleep and then put me in the oven and eat me too. I also believed that the police would come and get me if I pee'd on the seat.
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7 RepliesI thought a snake was capable of forming a circle by clinching its tail in its mouth. It could then roll like a wheel - chasing it's prey. My bus stop dropped me off by the road and I had a 1/2 mile walk through the forest to my home. I thought about snakes rolling and chasing me everyday.
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1 ReplyI thought that leaving two light switches on in a room would explode the house...
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That the skin color of people was random and genetic. When my little sister was born, I didn't want her to be "brown" lol
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Well, you know those bottles that have two layers with a space in between to keep the cold in? Well I broke the seal on one then water got in it. It looked so weird I though I broke the universe.
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6 RepliesI thought that the priest was Jesus. No lie.
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that'd be a painful birth
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7 RepliesI used to think that you could pick the gender of a baby by either penetrating the vagina or the butt. Don't remember which was for which though.
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Edited by Vo1dWalk3r_: 3/21/2016 2:52:21 PMI believed my mom loved me [spoiler]( ;͡° ;͜ʖ ;͡° )[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThat girls had... [spoiler]a penis[/spoiler]
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that bleach burned holes in childrens' hands. yes the children, but not the adults because they have 'special skin'.
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That I was invincible [spoiler]that changed when I shattered my lower leg[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI believed that sewer drains would suck me in like some sort of gravity well. I remember when my mother and I were riding down the road, I saw a bumper sticker that said "obgyn". I thought it was an acronym for " oh boy, Jesus is coming".
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Not everyone has a father. [spoiler]My mother didn't want to tell me about my father at the time. Obviously I was just a little kid. When the kids are little, don't let them worry.[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Pro: 3/21/2016 4:15:48 AM[b] [/b] [spoiler]Edit: this blank post was an accident. I accidentally double posted my first reply, and then edited this 1 to clear it out. Lol, the response to this is great lol.[/spoiler]
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A) That girls couldn't pee (don't ask, I have no idea). B) That girls became pregnant by sticking your penis up their butt (not thrusting or anything, just putting it in there).
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Christianity, I've been free of religion aka fake for about 3 years now.
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That they didn't have any colored clothes in the '50
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I didn't really believe anything......
