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11/4/2015 5:01:17 AM
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Your main use for lotion?
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I don't want a puppy to die
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Masterbaiting with lotion is So early 2000s. Get your mother to buy you water based lubricants. While she's at it, tell her to pick you up a pussy pump and a couple of cock rings. I'm sure she won't mind.
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1 ReplyCoconut Oil > Anything else.
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I hate it. Makes me feel dry
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I am Steve Buscemi's professional moisturizer. Despite his pasty white complexion, he has rather ashy elbows.
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2 RepliesWhat happens if i comment without voting?
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I speak for black people like me that we can get really ashy. Knees and elbows.
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5 RepliesIt makes fisting myself more enjoyable
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Remember, if you vote without commenting, a puppy dies.
