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5/7/2015 1:11:28 AM
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You are invisible, what is the first thing you do
You wake up one morning to learn that you are invisible. What is the first thing you will do?
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#Offtopic
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Ever see that hentai where the dude is invisible in a school and f[b]u[/b]cks that one girl on a desk? That's me. Nobody else was there of course.
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You already know tho
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Watch lespos do it in irl
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See if my poo is also invisible and start giving people invisible Stinky Hitlers. Lol
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1 ReplyGo in the girl locker room after school during practice
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1 ReplyEdited by Caveman7120: 5/13/2015 4:03:46 PM[b]Things to do at Walmart (while invisible)[/b] Slap the nearest person Start randomly singing next to someone Take a doll and shake it in people's faces Make an apple juice trail to the restrooms Steal someone's shopping cart Poop on the floor Throw random things of the shelves Get a chocolate bar and eat it in front of people Turn off bathroom lights (while people are inside of it of course) Press random buttons on the cash register Unzip everyone's fly Take babies out of strollers and gently set them on the floor. Knock everyone's hats/caps off Make the automatic doors open and close
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2 RepliesWalk around blindly, as no light would enter my eyes, and I would be unable to see.
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1 ReplyFuriously masturbate on people's food
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Edited by Seven: 6/27/2015 6:40:34 PMYeah..... I'm robbing banks. I'm like not even morally inclined to steal.. It just seems like it would be a waste to not. I'd also definitely touch a lot of people's butts. Entirely devoid of gender bias.
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Learn to control my powers by visiting an Asian guru somewhere in Asia. I become a superhero. I then get all the monies. Set for life. Duh.
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Edited by Lucipurr : 5/15/2015 5:55:35 AMWhack off on Obama during a speech
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1 ReplyI get out of your mom's closet.
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When I think for a little, I find that my actions are very... ( • _ •) ( • _ •)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) [i]Clear[/i]. [spoiler]I don't actually know what I would do first. Probably spy on people.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAct as other people's consciousness.
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27 RepliesEdited by Swag: 5/8/2015 7:48:34 AMStep #1 Get a big white sheet. Step #2 Go to a food court at your nearest city during lunch hour. Step #3 Put said big white sheet over yourself. Step #4 Run around a bunch of people and comically say things like "wooo, I'm a ghost." They will think it's funny at first. Step #5 Drop the sheet before their eyes, revealing that nothing was "seemingly" under it, then start expelling blood curdling screams and throwing things around, chairs, anything you can find. etc. Revel in their horror
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Since I've now been rendered blind (a necessary implication of invisibility is that no light hits the eyes), but I'm really no different in the perceptions of blind people who know how to live while blind, I hang with one for a while until I can function again.
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>In the beginning there was nothing >Then out of nowhere there was a single being >It's ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) bends and shapes matter to build a forum to live on b.net >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) gives birth two grizzled ancients of the flood >The ancients gather under the flood to speak of halo and The Lord and savior Lenny >eventually the ancients get kinky and decide to grow the forms > The two ancients birth two types of users >The first mates with there mother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gives birth to Archonos >The second gave birth to deej, he was corrupted into a pegboy that became the first desticle and was banished to a nether realm no floodian dared enter #Destiny >Achronos then went on to produce the entire flood as his alts >some of the alts grew to power and became the ninjas destined to watched over the forums >A golden age of b.old rose >a time of quality trolls and original jokes >but deej came back >he had an army of thousands of destructive children with seeminly one intention to destroy the flood. >they went on a crusade and nearly overwhelmed the flood taking one of their strongest nation #gaming >war was held many floodians and Desticles fell but in the end the flood had won >the two forums went their seperate ways and eventually #gaming was reclaimed >for now there is peace but the forum isn't the same as b.old >many of the original children of Achronos had fallen the ones that made b.old what it was and now the forums was lesser then what it was >deej still lurks in #destiny waiting for his moment to strike >a prophecy still tells of the day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) will descend from the heavens to vanquish deej >it tells of a meeting between Achronos, deej and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) >they all discuss peacefully until the pegboy side of deej cums out >( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and Achronos attack deej and throw him off his chair >he falls on the floor >Everyone does the dinosaur
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panty raid!!!!!!!!!
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3 RepliesI'd break into bungie and make them release all of the content they have for destiny right now instead of releasing it in pieces and charging us twice as much for what the game should have been upon release.
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Take a nap. Got nothing better to do.
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Edited by pandaXpress007: 5/15/2015 5:51:08 AMI would sneak into someone's riches house and take their nice car
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3 RepliesGo into someone's house (strangers) and rip ass in the dark :) lol
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sex up all the ladies
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2 Replies*lenny face here*
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1 ReplyI would take the "the" out of psychotherapist. Jk lol
