When the thought of human feces in a tub is no longer associated with a crazy party but rather a typical Tuesday night bath time... you might be a dad When your tv has not moved from Disney jr channel in weeks... you might be a dad When you play with a headset not for total game immersion but to avoid waking the kids with a "guardian down"... you might be a DoD. When you look at your child and realized you put their pants on backwards after the diaper change because you didn't want to miss the big block sing song... you might be a dad. I can keep going all day with these