Post the stupidest and the dumbest things you've heard in school.
In 8th grade, girl says "Isn't Japan a part of China?"
*Facedesk*
"Why can't I give blood if I have herpes?"
This was Freshman Year.
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Oh man I think I have the whooping cough *Exaggerated fake coughing sounds* WhoooopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoopWhoop
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"How do you spell literacy?" -Freshman
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Edited by An Aids quilt: 12/8/2014 7:20:25 AM"I came on a pizza and my mom ate it and now I have a mentally challenged little brother is he mine"-10th grade class mate
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"I thought the moon only came up when the sun died, and the sun came back to life every morning." 9th grade, Earth Science. This girl was incredibly kind, but she had some really weird world views.
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Edited by EmoSceneRawrXD: 12/8/2014 3:26:06 AM"I can smell your dandruff!" Me: Dandruff doesn't have a smell...
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"I can't do this." Me: Of course you can't do this, you invalid; You can't do anything.
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Edited by Viin Man: 12/8/2014 1:25:57 AMTeacher: Where are you from? New Student: Earth Ni66a
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Being an intellectual born to a poor family, I was forced to endure public school. Pretty much anything that anyone said was stupid.
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"How can there be a South America if we are America?" - some dumb high school chick
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When people in 12th grade can not read simple books, let alone some Greek shit. The lack of pronunciation and vocabulary astounds me
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[b]In middle school. . .[/b] "Use Internet Explorer."
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Edited by flyinggameboy2: 12/9/2014 12:16:25 AMI came here half expecting to be one of the stories. I wasn't a very bright kid.
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The sun isn't a star, stupid!
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"POT CAUSES CANCER!!1!!!one!!!!"
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Someone said "I speak American"
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I watched the movie The Day After Tomorrow and this girl asked "is this based on a true story?"
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Edited by pinkie20202: 12/8/2014 7:25:28 AMEverybody that drinks water dies. [spoiler]I -blam!-ing lol'd at them then realized its true. [/spoiler]
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Teacher Name one of the planets in the solar system. Girl The moon Me complete facepalm.
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>In History class >teacher is talking about WW2 >teacher says the emperor was Mitsumasa Yonai >youbewrong.jpg >me being the smarta** i am correct him, dude was an admiral >he disagrees >says if its on his power-point its right >he keeps "teaching" I look it up >stand up in class and show him internet proving I am right >its b.net >switch tab >he plays it off saying we both right or some shite >wrong.mpg >weeks later it be the midterms >question comes up on test >ah hell no
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Teacher,"what can we learn from the events of the holocaust?" *kid raises hand*" that the Jewish God doesn't exist." The whole class was dead silent and he was completely serious... It was -blam!-ing hilarious being that in atheist XD
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Edited by ChocoPocket: 12/8/2014 10:59:02 PMSeveral things - 1. This will go on your PERMANENT record 2. You will need a college degree to make decent money 3. We won't give you your diploma if you don't show up to school the last day (they mailed that shit to me 1wk later) 4. Class participation is mandatory 5. "I will read every single one of your papers" (I guess the history teacher believed Papa Smurf was part of George Washington's kitchen cabinet)
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I would tell you if I actually showed up
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I remember this one from Philosophy in college. Student: *Not taking notes* Teacher: Why aren't you taking notes? These are the exact questions that will be on the test. Student: I dunno. Teacher: Let me ask you, if you had a friend; who was taking a class where he would get an A easily if he just took notes, yet refused to take notes, what would you say to him? Student: He's an idiot. Student: *continues to not take notes* Teacher: My point proven.
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"Would you like to join the GSA?" -Fgt
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>In history >lesson is boring af per usual >religion and shit >blah blah great schism (pronounced skism) >blah more >done >dead silent >white chick "So what's the great semen?" (in reference to schism) >Teacher "Now I know what you were thinking about."
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What if your legs didn't know there were legs?